Ketsbaia

I tend not to use the word hate but I have no qualms about using it with Pardew. He's a cretin, a fraud and he's taking us down

Some of these scores, man. If you wrote a Hollywood script of them, they'd send you away for being too ludicrous. Yet it happens to us. Cheers, Alan.

Villa will probably be safe by then, which is another problem. Basically, if we don't beat West Ham/QPR we're gone.

They're trolling now, by bringing Bent on

Aston Villa are definitely safe now, easily. It's simply us or Wigan and I, for one, am petrifed.

This is a complete disaster. We are so unlucky, it's not even funny.

NOW THATS A GAME CHANGER

Which ironically could save us if they put Wigan away in the last game. I'm terrified of them going into that game knowing a draw will keep them both up. Aye that's been irritating me all day. If they need a draw, it will DEFINITELY be a draw. No doubt about it.

Today has been hell at work, with a 5 day wait til Saturday. This will make things so much worse. Stress

I fucking hate Sunderland. Sick of this.

The only things giving me hope are our trip to QPR and Wigan's congestion. They're not good enough to rotate but if they go full force they'll be knackered. Slight, unrealistic hope

Yay, I win. Congratulations, you win a relegation.

That's it. Migno-shit.

They've got 2 lovely home games coming up. They're safe.

Horrific defending from the right back. This is hell to watch.

GET IN SUNDERRRRRLANNNNND!!!!!

Fuck.

What does Steve Wigley do these days? Let's get him in.

Exactly. Sometimes you have to go through hell to get to heaven.

Just bringing back Colo will solve a lot of those problems.

Pardew has reduced us to this - cheering on the mackems. How humbling and humiliating

I'm more of a 1pm, 7pm guy tbh. Neville's lost the plot.

I like Haidara and he's had more good games than bad. If we are to drop him, I'd much rather Anita play there than Jonas.

Wish I'd seen it tbh, it's getting quite a reaction on twitter. G-Nev

Somen Tchoyi leaves West Brom and now he's the entertainment at PFA Awards? Strange career move...