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QPR are a mess but if we give them a chance to win, they will. I dont trust us against anybody right now.

Hopefully they get to extra time on that big Wembley pitch.

I'll feel much better if Sunderland win tonight. Oh god, thats disgusting to read!

Part of me thinks that a shit-scared Pardew will be forced to do the right thing, considering whats on the line (money, his job, probably his career). Then again, its Pardew. He doesnt know what the right thing is!

I'm in no doubt that Villa will get the win, because thats how life is as a Newcastle fan.

Would easily take a point.

Well just take him off at half time, its better than bringing him on when the game's over. He's better than a fully fit Jonas.

Its time to start Hatem. He's our last throw of the dice.

Aye. I've always defended our fans til the end but lately I'm turning against them. The masses of course, not the ones on here that see whats going on. Between those supporting Pardew and those that punch horses/trash our city, I'm horrified.

As shit as we feel right now, it'll be worse next Monday after we've had West Ham and Villa/Wigan have had easy wins.

This is actually going to happen, isnt it?

With the emphasis on fun.

Villa beat Sunderland Villa beat Norwich Sunderland beat Stoke

YPOTY: 3rd Hazard, 2nd Benteke, 1st Bale ....so if Hazard is nominated for POTY, why isn't Benteke? Logical flaw.

Boos and booze - perfect combo.

Your car must be the cleanest it's ever been Even at 24, I'm expecting grey hairs tomorrow morning! Bonus points for the Swanson avatar

Yep. Sounds promising

Thanks Let's cross all fingers and toes that you're correct.

I'm interested to see what outsiders think about our chances. Brummie, do you genuinely think we'll stay up? Or is it politeness?

Dunno where Cabaye's 1 comes from tbh. They're all lucky to get zero.

Don't do that. That sort of thing stacks up too logically. You're just going to get people's hopes up. Mike Ashley's guide to derbies: Win 5-1? You're sacked. Lose 3-0? You're sacked. Anything in between? You're probably sacked.

Great, so the media will be all Bale for yet another week.

Of course it's not true. And it wouldn't casually be broken at 10pm on BBC Newcastle.

Yeah but we decided not to mention it

Bimpy is just making it more heartbreaking when we don't get Montanier in. He ticks almost every box but we know it won't happen.