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It's just like Brummie with his MON comments. Managers don't change their ways - if they fail, they stubbornly try their methods somewhere else. Very few evolve but those that do become the best in the world. Pardew will never be that.

I'm encouraged by the emergence of journalists doubting Pardew. I don't think he'll get sacked yet but.....it's a start.

They've been linked with Gameiro as well, which makes more sense if Cavani does indeed go to PSG.

Sell while he's at peak value, he's just scored 4 against Real Madrid. Top dollar to then spend on Dzeko and A N Other.

Bayern are also getting that CB Kirchhoff on a free. I've heard he's decent too.

Every time I see him he's fantastic.

Ohhhhhhh come on. Score it, score it.

This is brilliant to watch.

Ah well, at least we have Wor Andy....

Nooooo

They're absolutely lovely to watch. I can't believe we play the same sport as these!

GET INNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Lovely stuff.

The name. He can sit on the bench for my 'Awesome Footballer Names' team. Sign him up

I'd love Dortmund to make the final but Bayern vs Real is mouthwatering tbh. Wow.

Scrap the award this year. Otherwise, give it to whoever was least shit - I'm thinking Krul or Ba.

Lowest selling review of all time? Unless you like self-harming.

Apparently Gerrard needs shoulder surgery over the summer. If any of them goes for Cisse's ribs, we know what to do.

This is the same FA that didn't punish McManaman and only gave Fellaini 3 matches for his violence threesome I think they select punishments via manatees & random punishment balls.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathe* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA Good riddance, you diving racist hungry prick.

Looked like a passing of the torch tonight, which will please the hipsters that were desperate for Barca to lose. To be honest, I don't think it was the dominating rape that everyone is saying - 4-0 was harsh. They deserved the win though. The 3rd goal was a disgrace and changed the tie because Barca would've fancied the 2nd leg at 2-0 but now the tie is dead in the water. Barca have been figued out once again, which seems to happen all the time now (lost to Celtic, lost to Milan, couldn't beat PSG and beaten in Munich). End of an era.

I hope the game is anywhere near as good as in my head. Could be mint! C'mon Barcaaa!!!

Belhanda needs to be near the top of our shortlist. Would love him here.

Crazy money.

Still gutted. Unlike Stuttgart, Werder & Wolfsburg before them, I really thought Dortmund were going to stick around. Only a matter of time til Klopp goes now.