Ketsbaia

VAR saved us again there, with West Brom goal ruled out

Heavily reliant on loanees, so it depends how many they can keep.

Everton 1-0

Fuck, got away with that. They look good every time.

If it sounded like PIF are gone forever, fair enough - I totally get the apathy. I'd also want the club to burn. But if staying up means getting rid of Ashley, I think I'm more emotionally involved than ever tbh. Would also hate to face the mackems!

Pennies, especially when his replacement is already here.

Be nice if Fulham finally lost. Felt like it would never come...... let's get the momentum knocked out of them. Need more though. And Everton!

I want to be horrible about Everton but they did gift us 6 points as well. No idea how they're so high up the table.

This'll be the sixth consecutive Fulham match I've watched

They've been sent away with homework to watch West Brom v Everton tonight

This is a glorious story, mind. No-one does a meltdown quite like Newcastle United and I've always loved a bit of Ritchie. At any other club, this would be it - player revolt is always the final stage. I think that'll be the case here too, combined with a West Brom defeat. Monday morning, Bruce will be gone.

Why would it be bad news? It shows they're serious about getting into football.

0-0, surely?

Might need Callum Wilson to pull us a win from those 'level 2' games - Aston Villa (H), West Ham (H), Tottenham (H), Arsenal (H). One there, plus Sheff Utd and a couple of draws might be enough.

Not sure how much Tony Evans knows but he posted this a couple of hours ago: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle/united-takeover-amanda-staveley-pif-b1811060.html

I've been speaking out against the lust for negativity around here, partly because I think this'll happen. But admittedly there are two worries - the absolute silence over the past month (BeIn, De Marco etc) and Ashley still not being told to sack Bruce. The realisation that this depends on being in the Premier League isn't good.

Already muted 'safc' and 'kyril louis-dreyfus' on Twitter because the ongoing heartbreak is about to get worse, going forward. Gonna be jealous as fuck soon.

Honestly, I'll often have a fairly decent day and then suddenly remember Luke Edwards exists. A self-downer.

We'd not have touched Villa anyway, perhaps barely graze Brighton.

To be fair, with Dubravka back in for Darlow and possibly Dummett for Lewis, our defence might stop actively being shite. And Joelinton is better from the left anyway. Could scrape a lovely 0-0.

Edwards has had a morning wine, got angry at Loose Women and decided to crave attention by creating 'news' - Ashley hasn't listened to other offers for a while and it's not like the De Marco arbitration stuff is suddenly going to stop.

We need Jones to come up with a masterplan here. Or grind out those once-a-season performances from Murphy/Atsu/Shelvey. Starting to think I'd take a draw here, which is a scandalous sentence.

If Luke Edwards said your laces were undone, you'd not even check tbh. Wouldn't trust him with anything.

That's devastating, like. We can't beat West Brom with Fraser-Gayle-Joelinton. Didn't think there was ever a chance against Villa or Brighton, so we're banking on their return bringing a home win vs West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal.

They're gonna have to come up with some wonderful bribes, maybe offer some vaccines? Otherwise this bid has no chance. FIFA despise us