Ketsbaia

I refuse to believe this is true. I'd be gutted

Grealish is just a luxury signing, they need Kane far more.

Think we'll be his only option. The classic Ashley tactic.

Fuck off Villa. So fucking jealous.

Tuanzebe would be backup at Villa, right? Konsa and Mings are a good duo.

It's Man City or nothing and they're about to buy Grealish. Surely not both?

I naturally want to rebel against Grealishmania, which has gotten way out of hand. He's good - very good. That's it.

I still don't get Cantwell tbh

Instinctively, I'm happy he's leaving because Villa are doing my head in. But what if that £100m goes towards Willock or ASM?

Very nice shirt, like. What is this feeling?

It's kind of a shame about Gallagher but I'd prefer the two loans to be Willock* and Tuanzebe. * clearly we aren't getting him permanently

Anything can mean anything if you try hard enough

That Barcelona kit is one of the worst in recent times, surely. Quite liking this Spurs one though:

Think he's alright tbh. Imagine if he replaced Shelvey

Not sure why they want Cantwell but ok

Foolishly got curious about all these new pages but it just turns out we've got another wacko

Onyeka is canny good, well jel of Brentford

Oh fuck

We turned down Zidane in 1996 so maybe we get him this time

Surely the obvious tune should be to 'I Love You Baby' from 'Cant Take My Eyes of You'

I'm concerned that she didn't say "imminent".

More and more horrible stories are coming out about the final. It'll set English football fans back years. So much reputational damage.

As soon as they have the audacity to buy their mams a house, let's see what happens.

Back to bacon sarnie duty for Graeme. Exciting times.

Let's just scrap penalties and have a sequence of 10-minute extra times with a player removed for each one (10 vs 10, 9 vs 9, 8 vs 8........ keeper vs keeper) That'd be fun The one positive is that those racist morons, bottle-throwers and ticketless fans who stampeded through security didn’t get to celebrate a win. It’s hard to criticise Southgate considering he united a nation and didn’t even lose the final. But there is definitely some questionable decisions to investigate when the nation has sobered up.