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At least be realistic

Bet Danny Rose is chuffed with this, considering recent history. Where's that dotted line?

Swindon are your second team, right? Please...

Yet we are 3 points off relegation with 7 games to go, Pardew is absolute shite. The second we're safe, he has to go. No doubt about it. Don't think they'll do it though

In the derby, Pardew is the most likeable manager. Unbelievable

They really are a perfect fit. If they appointed a Mark Hughes, we'd have nothing to laugh at. Now we've got loads of material. Amongst all this weird mackem positivity, I need some reassurance - this is an awful appointment isnt it?

We have more stability, better players and much better personalities than last time. That might help.

I see loads of mackems tweeting about how great this is and how great their club is etc. They're just so wrong.

I can't wait for Crapaolo Di Shittio vs Alan Parpoo.

graeme anderson ‏@sunechograeme 2m It's Di Canio then. He's on his way up and I can't see it not happening now. It will be kill or cure 'cos he doesn't do half measures. #safc

How many best mates does Yo have?

The fun never ends with this lot, does it? Can't they just appoint a boring manager?

Does he have tattoos? Tatts for me, like.

To be honest, this is one of the biggest football risks I've ever seen. Ellis Short has balls, that's for sure.

Row-lo with Paolo Let's Gan-io with Di Canio

A fascist, probably feels up kids and calls his sister "mam" - fits like a hand in a glove.

Not looking forward to facing Di Canio in a derby though, he'll get them wound up.

Done. We need to do our bit now, which makes me nervous.

Dunno how I'd feel about Di Canio. I assume he has no managerial abillity and will be just another Keane but maybe someone like him would keep them up in the short-term.

Steeeeevie Jeeeeee......you're alright, mate Phil Collins FTW

Appalling miss by WheyAyeMan

Wasn't a dive either. Get in!

Liverpool are dominating this.

That Suarez pass was bloody fantastic.

STOKE: Aston Villa (h), Man Utd (h), QPR (a), Norwich (h), Sunderland (a), Spurs (h), Southampton (a)