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I couldnt resist replying to Gardner with: "Don't even pretend you'd get anywhere near our team #worsethangosling" That'll show him!

Cannot wait for this, I'm so excited for it. The advantage of a 3-1 deficit is that we'll have to go for it, which suits our players - none of Pardew's negativity! A magical night could await, bring it on! Would love a scarf as a momento of the night we played against my new favourite Poruguese team

Might get one. Is that voucher on the club website? Just print that off? Cant really print it off at work, was gonna get my brother to do it.

Might get one. Is that voucher on the club website?

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Dortmund, Bayern - honestly, each combination of those would be brilliant to watch. Can't wait for these semis but in a perfect world, it'll be a Barca vs Dortmund final

Mike Ashley's ingenious plan to gain new fans. Screaming little teenage girls will follow this club through thick and thin.

Keep Hatem on the bench and, if we're in trouble, he can come on to cash-in his Goal in the Bank.... http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8729/hbacashin.png Chill, he's got this.

Mourinho follows the philosophy of Bela Guttmann, who said "the third year is fatal". Ok, he's lasted 3 years at Real but that's generally what Jose does. His personality sees to it. So he'll go to Chelsea for a couple of years until Fergie goes and he'll wind down his career with Portugal, maybe just for a World Cup cycle. Maybe Man Utd is where he settles down and builds his dynasty - they certainly have the infrastructure for it - but Mourinho will have to mellow and stop being what he is. Of course, if he gets bored and wants to take a mid-level club to the very top - giving his ego a further boost - maybe he'll glance at the North East to his mentor's boyhood team....

"Hatem, you've been accused of making an online forum froth at their proverbial gash. How do you plead?" "Le guilty, mon ami"

Sell any players that spoke to those little twats.

So that'll be Willo coming in? Honestly, I think that's the difference between victory and defeat

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If Lukaku becomes available at all, we have to give it a go. Him and Benteke are perfect for this league.

Hope they play Bramble so he'll find out what a REAL rape looks like.

"Moussa Sissoko, from Le Blanc-Mesnil on the outskirts of Paris, raced to join him, as did Adam Campbell, from North Shields." Not entirely sure this is relevant, like

I wonder if Remy feels regret or guilt over his deci$ion. If he has a choice this summer, maybe it'll swing him near us. Or maybe he pissed us off and closed the door - either Remy or Aubameyang would be excellent.

How to sum up that match? Unlike our late wins against Stoke, QPR and West Brom, we really deserved the win today. We were by far the better team, especially in the second half. Gutierrez & Marveaux were superb today, whilst Krul's save from Berbatov was truly world class - could've sworn I saw that header nestle in the top corner! Marveaux's corners are FAR better than Cabaye's, they were driven in as opposed to Cabaye's floaty shitty ones. It's incredible that we have our injury time assassin in Cisse, he was a mixed bag today but his goal and celebrations were great to see. My eyes were watering, my throat is in agony! The stadium sounded insane, it looked amazing. Pardew's celebrations too All of a sudden, things look a lot brighter but it was by no means a perfect performance. Still, onwards and upwards we go - time to defeat the Di Klanio spam hampers from the landfill up the road.

Derby day? Oh it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong Stupid spam hamping marras.

Wow, I didn't know Jon Macken has a brother.

Class in the second half, he was dictating the play with some fantastically crisp passes. His range is really good. I'm sick of seeing his silly tackles though, he'll get sent off soon.

If available, I'd bring in Colo for Yanga-Mbiwa. Just for this. Also, use Ben Arfa as an impact sub - they'll be bricking themselves, without doubt. I'm slightly concerned though because this is the first time I've ever been confident for a derby ;D

Wasn't particularly a fan until today but some of his touches were lovely.

Marveaux and Jonas were the best two players today, I'm a massive fan of Sylvain. Can't wait to see him with Ben Arfa, Sissoko and Cabaye.

Absolutely love Cisse, like. 4 injury time goals in a season is unheard of Thought he had a decent all-round game today, it's great to see him scoring regularly again.

Superb performance today, in fact there's been a few lately. Strange.