Ketsbaia

You mackem beauty

A lot of teams down here have nice fixtures tbh but an outside bet are Stoke - they're on 34pts, struggle to win away and 2 of their home games are Man Utd and Spurs.

I'm sitting here cheering on Liverpool and saying "Come on Suarez, come on" This feels awful.

This is really shit We're in trouble

I fancy them to beat Liverpool tbh

It was the other scores, particularly Wigan's.

Free transfer him ASAP, he's absolutely pointless.

Shit stuff from us today, we had no intention of going for points here. We played well between 2-0 and 3-0 but it's game over by then. Whilst this score didnt worry me, the Wigan score has me petrified....

Gutted about the sacking tbh. Left to his job, O'Neill definitely would've took them down - they're freefalling. On one hand, I wonder who on earth they can get. Their form, fixtures and players are massive problems. But on the other hand if they have someone already lined up, I reckon it might be someone special. Shit timing though. Come back Marty

Gone from a 1 to a 5 - I'm really worried. 34/35pts won't do it, looks like it'll be 38/39. I honestly see Villa and Wigan staying up now, which leaves us and the mackems. If they get a new manager bump, where does that leave us? Fulham is such a massive game now, a win is essential, we need 4pts from the next 2 home games. Our away form is abysmal, so we have to rely on our home form. Whilst we've done well there, we also lost to Swansea, West Ham and Reading. We're fully capable of messing up. So yes, I'm starting to worry again.

Well it was only 3 years ago that they beat us 1-1.

Instead of being the focus of my day, this match is just an afterthought tbh. Comfy defeat 3-0.

Brought in Cazorla & Mertesacker for Gerrard & O'Shea. Was going to bring in Clichy/Nastasic but neither are guaranteed to play.

I don't know how I feel about Remy. Normally I'd tell him to fuck off and let him live with his decision but he'd be cheap and has already shown his quality. I don't think the board will resist, especially if Aubameyang costs £10m.

Or Sakho could be like "Fuck this shit, I want to be with Yohan".

Just wait til tomorrow when Pardew reveals he needs surgery. Can't wait!

Blatantly so we can chant 'Mama Do' by Pixie Lott. Not proud of that one

Shame. I always liked that part of the UAE

No Debuchy, Krul, Santon, Haidara, Coloccini, Tiote or Ben Arfa. Oh lord. It'll have to be: Elliot Simpson, Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Anita Gutierrez, Cabaye Sissoko, Marveaux, Gouffran Cisse Bring the vaseline

Not worried about Monaco in the slightest tbh. I don't see Cabaye fancying it for a variety of reasons.

Must be time to sell Jovetic, then.

Well they did try to kill sales of Sugar Puffs.

I'd be shocked if he went back to Italy, especially to a Fiorentina.

Shame he didn't hurt everything else.