Ketsbaia

So we're one of the few clubs making a profit, plus the obscene increase on TV money next season, plus our superb transfer strategy? I must say, things look excellent. It's hard not to get very very excited for the future.

I'd put Anita and Haidara as full backs, maybe Perch if we want Anita in midfield.

And Graham's got a long Easter weekend to get pissed with his mates, which will see him descend even more into turboshit.

So after all this, Haidara plays the very next match Love it!

Time to sell.

Pogba is such an idiot with those challenges. Been a more entertaining 2nd half, Navas has looked so threatening.

Any relation to Kinder? Vladimir Kinder?

It's not just you, Neil. I think he's very overrated and haven't seen a good game from him. Having said that, he's had a few nice touches in the first half....

Bearing in mind last summer we had a 'perfect corner' to get excited about, I dread to think what this is.

An empty summer will do him wonders.

To be fair, he'll do well in the Championship next season.

He'll be annoyed at being sacked by Abramovich. So now Roman is desperate, Jose will totally play him. Then he'll ditch them for Man Utd in a few years. Revenge.

They're convinced we're playing them at home again. Idiots.

7th

Keisuke Honda as well.

The home games vs Everton, Stoke and Southampton are where the points will come. Then again, they're struggling to beat the top teams, the poor ones and also the middle ones.

He was only cool when the ice packs were all over his multiple injuries.

If that Fletcher injury is true, we need to start finding the fat lady to sing. A quick trip to Pennywell should suffice

Cool, apparently.

That brochure is the pinnacle of Owen's bellendness. It makes me cringe every time.

If Man City get Mourinho, I could see Moyes at Chelsea. If both those jobs are filled, he'll either stay another year or look to Germany.

Don't forget Arturd.

Moyes wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire.

I've tweeted him this, I really hope he bites @themichaelowen You were a half-arsed captain as #nufc got relegated. You clearly didnt care. You didnt even apologise for it #mercenary

Even Mike has fallen for Yo's charm.