Ketsbaia

Put him on the wing or something, tonight's error was awful. They were calling it a blind pass on TV but he had a decent look, before playing the pass anyway. Terrible stuff and it was a real game changer

Really dont want to think about this one. Its a massive, massive match. We have to win. 1-1

Pretty much my thoughts too

Simpson actually did that pass Good start for us but we're hanging on a bit now. They're finding space to get chances in and I hope we tweak things. Entertaining for neutrals though.

What more does Anita have to do? Considering Pardew has 2 big games to balance, he's picked a decent team there.

Well thanks for that. Anytime, mate

I've hardly thought about this game, which is a shame. Been too focused on the massive Fulham match. I'm expecting a comfortable 2-0 defeat tbh.

That is just simply amazing

Yeah, they've kept it going all this time.

They do cheap prawn rings over there, nice one Jamo

I'd go no more than £8m for him but it'd be with a heavy heart. He's exactly what Pardew likes, unfortunately. We could easily get 3-4 international class players for an £18m fee though, it'd be ludicrous

With every passing hour this appointment looks like a disaster waiting to happen. The negative media storm is something they're not used to and Di Canio's ego will go out of control. Maybe he'll get the 'new manager bounce' but long term - and even medium term - its all going to go wrong. Thankfully

At least people now know who Sunderland are. Instead of tagging "it's near Newcastle", they can add "managed by a fascist".

3 draws

I refuse to believe this but, in theory, it would be massive news.

One last QPR push against Wigan, please

Hopefully QPR see it as their last chance and pull out a performance. We need it.

So are Fulham crap now? 10-0 win, aye?

I'm glad Pardew's there to see this, like. Not that hammering QPR is a reason for us to get scared.

I want you to read that sentence aloud and realise how preposterous it sounds. You get to craft a fantasy team, and you choose include Clint Hill in said team. Cheapest guaranteed starter for QPR, bought when they kept getting clean sheets. Oh well.

Clint Hill in my fantasy team wasn't the greatest move....

Just mark Berbatov and we'll be fine. QPR are being suicidal tonight.

Fulham, Sunderland, Liverpool and West Brom are good fixtures tbf. Not so keen on the last three but those 4 are all winnable. Not that I trust Pardew to do so.

This is the gift that keeps on giving Although, back to football, I don't see what he offers. It's a mix of Ince going to Blackburn and Keane going to Sunderland. Both of those ended badly. You can't polish the turd that is Sunderland's squad.

It's one of the weakest April Fool rumours I've ever seen.