Ketsbaia

Anyone know if Gareth Bale has been mentioned tonight?

This idiot makes a living out of football, man. There's no justice in the world. A truly abysmal player.

Well it looks like we've got a wonderful player here. So, so good.

First game in 3 months, out of position, on a plastic pitch. Wasnt a nice situation for him but he did ok.

That was a spam hamper of a half.

Obertan is turboshit. But we already knew that.

Time to fap. Time to fap. Gents, its time to fap.

Tell you what, its a good thing we've got midget defenders to deal with Lacina Traore Craaaazy team but it might work, you never know. Still expect a comfortable defeat though.

The Danny Simpson role. Cheers

Who to Man City though? I need to know. There's a small clue in there, like

Yeah, we could probably sell tickets for this now that Rocker's playing.

Rooney to Man City, Dzeko to Dortmund, Lewandowski to Man Utd. Easy.

No way

I once knew a mackem that had a job. True story.

Fergie probably wants rid but theres not many clubs for him to join. Can only think of PSG or possibly Man City.

I'll be happy if we keep the deficit less than 2, ideally with away goals. I actually think this could be a heavy defeat, maybe 3-0. Eto'o and Will.I.An against Rob Elliot

Fucking hell We need him for derby day! Lets hope he returns and doesnt go AWOL, thank god we got MYM in.

Just be thankful they didnt cut to adverts again.

FM Legend Lacina Traore, who I believe is 6ft 92in tall. A proper giraffe.

Where you watching it?

I know we're joking around, but just recently I was thinking about how much I need a SPAM pen.

The £50 spam hamper contains one, solitary tin of Spam?

He's got a face like a spam hamper.

Is anybody travelling from near the Chester-le-Street area? Just realised how long the journey takes by bus/metro.

Gouffran up front and Jonas stays in the team. Everythings coming up Milhouse.