Ketsbaia

Brek Shea off to Stoke. Can he hoof it? I wonder how much hangtime he can get on that soccer ball.

Perhaps clubs have cottoned on to our policy of identifying good players and offering them wages they can easily beat. Looks like it, we're victims of our own success. At least QPR aren't in yet, so we might have a chance.

It's winding me up seeing us do the hard work, just to get hijacked by other clubs. JUST FUCK OFF, MAN!!!

Pochettino is bringing Vegard Forren to Southampton.

Jacqui Oatley ‏@JacquiOatley Several weeks!! RT @solentsport: Pochettino (via interpreter): "I know about the squad as I've been researching for several weeks" #saintsfc Lined up a while ago, just like Pardew coming here.

That's an interesting way to come out as a bestiality man.

Only 5'9". We may as well buy Doc and Bashful while we're at it.

Lille are being dickheads, obviously getting revenge for losing 2 French internationals for only £10m. Bastards.

Same. I'm now just assuming he's staying, which might be dangerous.

I don't want to be THAT guy but Haidara turns out brilliantly on FM13 and is included in IBWM's 'The 100' for best young talent, so this kid seems to have pedigree and looks to be a bargain. Good stuff

Absolutely mental decision, considering the form they're on. Probably good news for us but we have to sort ourselves out really. Very strange.

I know he turned down Zenit because of their fans' ultra racism, but isn't Russian football generally like that?

We can beat that and I really hope we do.

Maybe they want Tim Krul and his fantastic distribution....

True, although I'd like to think we have a bigger chance with it being January. Elite clubs don't tend to rush into January signings, Chelsea aside.

Overrating Obertan a bit there, but yeah.

Well yeah theyre definitely safe, probably going to reclaim that oh so prestigious NETD crown too.

Monaco and PSG at the top, just like the mid-90s Although we'll have to secure every French player we're after in the meantime.

If we dont sign anyone, the banhammer will be flying around here on deadline day

You can bet Graham's agent will be straight on the phone to us

Hmmm, uneasy about that.

This one hurts more than Remy for me. He's absolute quality and would've been the ultimate bargain

The bloke is clearly an idiot and has a few screws loose. Not too upset.

Let's hope they get M'Vila instead, otherwise I'll be severely depressed by this.