Ketsbaia

4.5 years, surely?

I went 6th, like our team should be (on paper). I didn't foresee Pardew being an absolutely turboshit manager.

That's a very easy story to make up. Doesn't mean I won't be worrying though

RIP to another career. Shame.

We've had the gif phase & the pun phase - we just need the title change. Then the deal is virtually done!

Which division are they in?

Sewelly, you absolute Bastiard I was gonna use Caen and Angers!

;D

If Newcastle are gonna sign Yanga-Mbiwa, gimme a Montp-HELL YEAH!

Brilliant title.

Cruel and not funny.

Can we get confirmation, please?

Quite a few Frenchies at West Ham isnt there? Oui.

56pts (plus bonuses) so far with Fellaini, Sagna, Demel and Captain Walcott to play Fletcher 10, Walcott 14, Michu 6, Mata 6, RvP 6, Nastasic 6.

Benched Lennon for my Fantasy team. Although tbf Mata, Michu, Walcott, Fletcher and Van Persie have all done better anyway.

Why aren't Sunderland mentioned for Llorente?

Came off the bench and gave away a penalty. Love it!

The supporters from other clubs are being far too polite in here

And a couple of window apart it usually a load of bollocks and as boring as feck, except for Nat Sawyer's tits. Worth the hype on their own tbh.

I hope we don't soften up over Colo, we need to play hardball with his people. I'm very suspicious of the whole situation tbh - I'd like to think we know Colo quite well now and this seems so out of character. For our captain to 'do a Given' when we're in so much trouble feels so wrong.

I'll downgrade my 10 to a 9, because it's hard to justify a 10 when we've not been in the bottom three yet. We will be soon though.

Assuming we don't sack Pardew, Ben Arfa is our last hope.

Great avatar

Our manager has no control over transfers, he just sorts the team out - or tries to, in his case. I inhabit Earth, funnily enough.