Ketsbaia

Simpson? Nah, never heard of him.

Tiote has regressed but we'd still get over £10m+ for him, easily. I just cant believe that we've attracted Debuchy, Mbiwa and Sissoko. Its outrageous when you think about it. And for those prices? We're taking the piss.

Bargain.

If they set the transfer window on fire, we've just Nagasaki'd it. (if all goes to plan)

Remember, we need the official shirt holding sesh....

This is what deadline day was made for, Sky will be gutted. Around here, we'll always refer to this as 'Transfer Tuesday'. Get in!!!

If we get him now there'll be PURPLE OVERLOAD!!!!

Remember the justified pessimism last Tuesday? Quad-signing

So this one sounds like a goer. Our midfield options are going to be crazy - Sissoko, Cabaye, Anita, Tiote, Marveaux, Perch, Gutierrez. Maybe we can afford to loan out Bigi or Abeid.

Not confident of collecting points without him, so this is pretty bad.

This would, in theory, be the best transfer window we've had in many years. Guess it depends on Colo.

Starting to think these personal reasons are a load of bollocks and that's very disappinting. Colo, a man who has been the ultimate professional, suddenly wants to leave a club he 'loves' to effectively end his career? San Lorenzo will still be there in 2 or 3 years. I don't get why he'd want to move and I don't get why now. To say it would leave a sour taste would be an understatement. What sort of captain abandons his team in a crisis? I hope the truth comes out because I don't want to think ill of Colo

72 with Captain Walcott, Demel and Sagna to play. Up to 15th in the N-O league. Can smell the fear of all 14 of you!

Chill, things will be fine. It'll still be a LONG 24 hours though

Speak for yourself, mate. MORE!

Even if Pardew is still here? In spite of Pardew, yeah. I just couldnt imagine it getting any worse than this. We have some exceptional players, a list which keeps growing.

Tell you what, though we're not able to properly celebrate these signings whilse we're in trouble, if we survive I'll be so optimistic for next season.

That's the price of 2 Bebes! What a rip.

If QPR miss out on M'Vila, they'll be a big concern here. Again.

For pennies, we cant complain here. By default he has to be better than Obertan and Sammy.

Without doubt. But if Ryder is right and he's only flying in tomorrow, the board only have themselves to blame if it gets hijacked again.

French clubs must really hate us

When QPR are involved, preference doesnt really matter. They'll just offer a contract that cant possibly be refused.

Not a fan of Greggs anymore tbh. Used to like pastry but now I hate the taste!

Chocolate covered Hobnobs and you might tempt me....