Ketsbaia

So glad to see Dortmund doing well. Always had a soft spot for them after the '97 final.

Rodwell collecting mistakes like they're going out of fashion.

Dortmund dominance.

Yeah, last 32 exit As if Gotze, Reus, Hummels and Lewandowski could get past Perchy and Shola.

If Dortmund finish 3rd in the group and we get through our Europa group......oh man, what a thought!

Are they singing the song from the old Felix adverts?

I'll be in the Gallowgate End with WBCP and others

I was petrified during the summer that Spurs wanted him. This wont calm those fears!

Goalkeeper Anita, Colo, Willo, Santon Obertan, Cabaye, Tiote, Ferguson Cisse, Shola ....not confident tbh, they're a good team and we're playing way below par.

'Mackem on radio' called in for last Friday's World Football Phone In asking if Sunderland were big in Africa Needless to say, the answer was no. He claimed to be a Benin supporter thanks to Sess.

Not only did he fall out of the ugly tree, he hit every branch on the way down. He looks like he has about 6 teeth.

Could use that chant for Perchinho tbh.

Evil trollface.

Watching Bale run at them got me excited to see what Hatem can do. Their midfield is poor too and thats where we can beat them. But yes, their forwards are scary.

A casino/betting company, probably ran by a mate of Fat Mike.

I cant see them terminating a deal especially for Sports Direct. Maybe if it expired but not like this.

Admit it - you only started the thread this early so you could do that awesome title, didnt you? I think we'll raise our game and play well, whilst losing.

We're meant to enjoy this? Since when?

They made up their mind on AVB very quickly and decided to force his departure. Hopefully it wont be for a while because I'm a fan of his but it's inevitable.

You know this, I know this, we all know this. But Pardew still won't play him there from the start, for some reason.

Pardew's tactics contradict the players we have and he persists with it. He has a lot of goodwill from last year but we need to stop dwelling on the past and look at reality. Our performances are consistently dire.

Have a guess.

Definitely a day for strikers. Apart from Jelavic, Ba, Crouch, Suarez and Fletcher, nobody did well.

Abysmal performance, its horrible being outplayed by the worst team in the league. The tactics were poor and the playera didnt seem up for it, although the subs were good. After that 2nd half against Everton I thought it'd finally get us going. It didnt.