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Y'know, for a guy with a bulb-shaped head, Obertan comes up with no good ideas at all.

EUROPE IS BAAAAACK!!!!

Lowes and Anderson are being quite pessimistic on the radio. Saying that the aim of tonight is to still be in tie for SJP. I think we'll get a 2-1 win.

Pardew has rotated it well there. Surprised to see Cisse there because he absolutely has to play against Chelsea.

Mourinho proper loves us, like

We're clearly going to get Carroll, then. Dont really need him but we'll have a pretty fearsome collection of strikers. £12m isnt great but it looks good in comparison to Fletcher, Jarvis, Henderson, Allen and - oh yeah - Carroll. If Liverpool think its a bad fee, its only going to get worse if he stays. They'll cave in because they have to.

One of my regrets from last season was playing the wildcard too early - think it was early October. Hoping to save it for the second half of the season, maybe another double gameweek.

It'll be interesting if he had a straight choice between us and PSG. Hope we just hurry up and bid tbh, it'd be stupidity to miss out on him.

They have to qualify for the Champion's League by beating Kobenvahn? Got it in one.

I have at least 2 lady friends that are like Lille. Trés frustrating!

Just a thought - do those screen grabs count as publishing fixtures?

Worked an extra half hour on Monday and Tuesday just so I can leave at 5 tomorrow. Still wont get home til after kick off, so this wasnt completely thought through.

Fucking hate Chelsea, man. Whilst Ivanovic, Cahill and Cole got attacking points, I had John Terry. Whilst Hazard caused havoc, I had Mata. Torres only got 1 goal. Was 8th in the N-O league before tonight after a fantastic weekend - now I'm 30th. Top of every other league but instead of 20+ point gaps, it's just an ok lead now. Hope we destroy them on Saturday!

Mata and Torres better wake up.

Can they afford Fletcher and Johnson? If not, this is great news

Loan him with an option to buy, then we just get Debuchy in January/next summer.

Well there's some people here that've lived in London and didn't like it, think it's a shithole etc and they're probably right. But Douglas doesn't know that yet, he'll see London like most outsiders do and the Olympics only enhanced that. It would be foolish to suggest that London isn't a factor for overseas players. It doesn't matter what the reality is, his perception of the place might be what gets him at Fulham. PS/ gan in for him, Mike/Dezza!

I doubt even QPR would pay that much for a Question of Sport captain. Could be wrong though.

When Man City are rich, we give them Shay for peanuts. When QPR are rich, we give them Barton for free. Wheres that 'Guess who wins again' meme?

TEN MILLION POUNDS

Maybe we're only willing to get one of Douglas or Debuchy, but we dont know that for sure. We really should bid again.

At least that'll wake us up. I dont want to see him at Fulham, so I'm sure we'll do the right thing.

We have a history for needing something on deadline day, not getting anything and being totally flat the next day. This needs to change.

Yeah it was really good, though I was hoping for the "they just go and live in newcastle" line

Sinclair is an idiot but he'll be rich so maybe I'm the idiot.