Ketsbaia

So the Chronicle has finally hit rock bottom

Who has Giggs joined? Team GB

Why would Marty want one of them foreign types?

Some positive phrases used there. Haven't heard much about Inter's interest, so maybe this one will be happening. Jizz.

... I guess that means they need to be finishing above the 4th and 5th place finishes that the lesser Mr Redknapp achieved then? If they dont sell their star players, I dont see why they cant. AVB will get them performing in Europe too, whereas Redknapp's rotating backfired last season.

Thats quite an upgrade for Spurs - damn.

Ferrari and Honda should've signed for Aston Villa

He's still #1 UK trend on twitter, man. Is this the quietest news day ever?

His mam/sister is 28 years old, so he could easily be 21.

AJ. She's cute, she's crazy.....ticks every box.

Does the official game do money leagues?

Is his name really just pronounced 'Douglas'? Not something vaguely continental like 'Doo-glas' or 'Dow-glas'?

Was giddy until I went on Google Images

That's a fantastic fee, mind. Shame to see him go but it was inevitable and I wish him all the best. Leon Best.

As i mentioned earlier, how good is this Narsingh lad? Whilst we're in Holland....

Barcelona for me, like. Because they have loads of the Spain side plus Dani Alves and a young lad called Messi.

Reminds me of Geoff Shreeves.

If true, meh. Is Luciano Narsingh a realistic target? Keep hearing good things about him.

Juventus have just 'done a Newcastle', as it's known in football circles.

Was my favourite player in his early days. Still feel he's underrated these days, he has an important role for us.

Fire in Pennywell, apparantly. Emile Heskey is going up there with a petrol can soon.

We need a Twix more.

Can he score 6-8 goals per season though?

Casillas Lahm Ramos Pique Alba Pirlo Fabregas Dzagoev Ozil Iniesta Gomez (even though some of them played in other positions)

Cheers