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Another nice personality at the club, it seems. Very pleased with this

Well i'm calling him Burger Man. Great to see us strengthening our development squad, i'm optimistic that 1 or 2 will turn out to be decent.

Yeah that was a brilliant one. Lovenkrands was stunned.

All right Shreeves. Wanna tell me that Santa isn't real?

What about when he walked on the Thames?

Don't shatter the illusion

you frickin' mad Van Persie? you frickin' mad?

That is actually very, very good news.

Have a good feeling about this one. Hopefully we do more transfers like him and Good.

Well if he HAS to go, it'd be cruel to stand in his way. I'd be proud to see him at a club like Reading.

Surprised somebody hasnt set up a Lee Ryder parody account tbh....Lee Rydell??

The Chelsea situation is ridiculous. What a farce!

Had a heart attack there, man. Thought there was bad news!

I'm shocked that RvP is that old, like. City will get him but they already have Aguero, Balotelli, Tevez, Adebayor, Guidetti and Dzeko. Two of those will have to go.

Do we pay less compensation than we would've if Blackburn stayed up? I remember reading there were new rules that meant lower league sides lost their youngsters for less.

Emile Heskey, Steven Fletcher, Kevin Doyle or Grant Holt.

Not particularly gutted. Let's move on to someone better.

Arsenal are screwed without him. Giroud and Podolski will make up nowhere near the goals he's scored. Probably get a poor fee for him too.

i don't think he's proud of the place but a forum so large has it's uses.

They're all better than Scotland tbf

Aye, I asked one of my RTG friends (i know, i know!) on Saturday and he said Sir Ricky is probably a mag. Surprised they haven't abused him yet.

Annoyed that I have to dislike Gylfi now, but he's not going to transform Spurs if he's replacing Van der Vaart.

Deep breaths everyone, deep breaths.

Douglas is out of contract next summer so they'll get rid now.

AJ, she's a WWE Diva. Some nice gifs of her too....