Ketsbaia

Every time the ball arrives to him, I get shivers. Such a rare feeling. Although it's a disgrace how different we are with/without him. Farcical.

This weekend has been huge. Suddenly we're nearly there, 3pts should do it. Not only have we gave Burnley a reason to try vs Fulham, a Fulham win would drag them deep into trouble.

Wildcarding out Dallas and Watkins going well

He said some lovely things about Dias in his pre-match, which tends to lead to a benching. That's the only clue to Pep Roulette Happy to have avoided KDB and Gundogan in my wildcard, which hopefully covers a lot of bases.

That's what I'm saying - can see Fulham beating Arsenal. Don't trust them lot at all.

Fulham have fallen off a cliff lately, seemingly remembering how to lose. Their players looked crushed at full time, such a huge goal. I thought Wolves had no chance of a win tonight tbh. Bet Fulham beat Arsenal though.

The idea isn't bad but can't see it succeeding tbh. Credit to them for trying though.

Declan Rice out for 4-6 weeks, hopefully that'll affect West Ham for our meeting.

I think that's the one and only clue right now - they keep typing these not so subtle tweets and have no reason to wind us up. So something is in the pipeline. Big question for a while has been whether relegation kills the deal.

All Fulham need to do is be within 3 points of us going into final day. They're currently succeeding.

If Fulham don't beat Wolves next weekend, I think the tide has turned our way again. Somehow.

Lucky. As. Fuck.

FFS. No point ever getting excited about anything in this stupid sport.

Yeah. If we play that well - the best in ages - and still don't win, then how the hell do we win?

I'm covering this match too. Fuck this

Not sure if it's been posted but a guy from ESPN ranked the 98 teams from the 'Big Five' leagues in terms of watchability. We came 97th https://www.espn.com/soccer/blog-espn-fc-united/story/4350296/bayernbarcelona-are-fun-man-united-over-man-city-who-tops-our-watchability-power-rankings

Good thing Roy Keane isn't in an ambassadorial role there

Maybe if a Coutinho buyer miraculously shows up and Messi decides to leave. Maybe.

Kane will break Shearer's PL record but Al did have some pre-Prem too.

No, I think the takeover will eventually happen if we survive and this is a huge sliding doors moment for the club.

It's a strange one because we'd be both losing a good player, yet not really worsening the team. Because of Bruce, we've hardly seen Miggy play like he can. Wasted potential.

Yeah, I think Ashley naively believes there's a sale whichever division we're in. Maybe he's been told that in conversation. But he'll get a shock once we go down and PIF re-negotiate.

I'm loving the break - anything that stops football is fine by me. I'd be excited for the summer but those bloody Euros are on.

I'd assume ASM, Almiron, Wilson and Dubravka would go, with the rest mostly staying. It'd be a strong Championship side but it should never have come to this. But Watford managed to keep Sarr, Norwich still have Buendia and Aarons etc. Maybe one would stay.

Whilst I lose half the value of the club by doing so. Sorry not buying that spin. We don't know if agreements have been signed, promises made etc