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Parker relegated with West Ham = baffling Player of the Year award Should we expect Manager of the Year this time?

Matheus Pereira is both realistic and brilliant. Exactly what we should be going for this summer. Him, Willock, a cheeky free striker (Ayew, Marega etc) and a couple more.

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Think this might've peaked yesterday because today saw Watkins sent off, Maguire injured and the likes of Greenwood/DCL score. Oh dear

Yeah, shame about Charlton. Not sure who stops these going up really, certainly not Lincoln. Still embarrassing for them either way.

Ando7 is back!!! If he's confident, I'm confident.

I imagine they'd sell one of Willock or Maitland-Niles, we just have to hope that AMN's versatility makes their decision.

We definitely were in trouble, mind. But our first 11 belongs in upper mid-table and it has shown in recent weeks. Phew.

A solid 5.

Bench Boost time, although being without Vardy, Alexander-Arnold and Calvert-Lewin won't be fun.

Seems like the endgame is finally in play. Ballsy moves from our lot, let's hope for utopia

Gonna miss Aguero, like. In general, not from a Newcastle viewpoint.

The more I hear that the takeover may not be done over the summer and that Bruce will remain, the more I feel like we've wasted a lot of emotional energy over the past few months. All that effort into hoping we survive.... for nothing. Because Bruce will take us down next season.

Keep Burnley competitive for their Fulham match

Can see Fulham getting 9 points but surely we get that draw vs Sheff Utd. Right? Right?

Lampard, Gerrard, Keane. Would have to think about the other three.

Hopefully it's a while before the start

He must have some dirty, incriminating pictures against Bruce because he's an abomination of a footballer. Sick of starting every match with 10 men (at most).

Expecting at least a point, given how bad these are.

Fulham could maybe get 9 points (Burnley, Southampton, us). That's still only joint with us. West Brom have a more interesting set of games, so anything but a win at Villa this weekend would be fantastic. I think we're there, really.

Every time he did something well today, I convinced myself that he's impressing Klopp. Perhaps he's been a little too good Just the thought of ASM, Ben Arfa and Ba together with a competent non-Shelvey midfield. Woooof.

What a player, what a guy. Obviously no Shelvey, though.

Shelvey must have incriminating blackmail over Bruce, like. This is absurd. I'm sick of starting each match with 10 men, sometimes 9.

Henry Mauriss comes stomping out to Stone Cold's theme.