Ketsbaia

Can see him possibly walking away. I remember his Dortmund departure feeling so random too, but his treatment of journalists is rapidly deteriorating and the personal heartache might just push him over the edge.

Even if he misses midweek and is back after that, 19 points (38 as captain) is bloody acceptable

Happy with Lowton but annoyed at all those with double Burnley defence. And my only Man City defender (Dias) is benched, so this one could get scary.

He's such a tease. Part of me thinks he's only being like this because he knows we'll win.

Was reading a piece from The Athletic and it said that, after 22 games, no team adrift by over 5 points has ever escaped relegation. We're 10 ahead of Fulham. They have 3 decent matches while we lose to Chelsea and Man Utd, though. Let's see how much they close the gap in the next week. Currently on a 4.

Torn between captaining Gundogan's two games or Fernandes' one vs West Brom.

Was just planning the way forward with Wildcard, Bench Boost, Triple Captain etc. Not having Justin around helps but the plan would've been much simpler had Calvert-Lewin been ruled out longer

He totally disappeared but I back him to come back from the dead at Watford. A real Lazaarus.

Thank God we held on against Southampton. We should stumble across another 7 or 8 points (somehow), especially as 8 weeks gives Wilson the last month of the season.

Hmm not sure I want to hear human decency stories of Pardew

Bent for Burton all over again

They may well win the play-offs but it'll be embarrassing if that's all they could do in 3 years.

Must be awful to lose to that Palace side

I wonder how close he is being ahead of Dubravka and Darlow. Surely we're nearly there.

66 with Bamford left but DCL on the bench. Selling James Justin right before Christmas has really, really backfired

Foden's coming out party

Two howlers from Alisson there. Oh dear, oh dear.

And the one game he can't play is Chelsea, we'll lose it anyway, then Bruce can talk about what a welcome return he'll be because we struggled without him

Worked a treat

Not sure why I captained Son, this is set up to be my 5th/6th consecutive captaincy failure

While we have Chelsea and Man Utd, there are 3 Fulham games (Everton, Burnley, Sheff Utd). Let's see how much they'll close the gap by.

Finally buy Antonio, decided to go 3-5-2 and bench Calvert-Lewin. Another fun gameweek....

'Saturday Night with Mike Dean' was filmed in front of a fake stadium audience

When Miggy is on, he's a joy to watch. Him, ASM and Wilson could be brilliant for us. Love you, Miggy.

I reckon 32 or 33 points will be enough this season. Fulham are about to play Burnley and Sheff Utd, so if that goes well we're good.