Ketsbaia

First luck of the week - De Bruyne injured and I had Targett, who was subbed off at 0-0.

Let's hope Grealish gets his 5th yellow too.

Such a fun watch

These could've been relegated on the final day

There's a spin-off, with the 'oooo' of Gary Neville:

Haven't had a week this bad in years. Think I might not bother with this next season.

A nice swap deal with Werner. Easy peasy.

We need to get in that bottom 3 asap. Only way a new manager will get time to save us. Otherwise we're doomed, 100%.

Makes perfect sense to go defensive against the all-time worst PL side, yet go all-out-attack away to Arsenal Steve's Way

Seems very attacking. Whatever that is.

Thank god Dias got that assist. Somewhat tolerable.

Just have to hope a combination of injuries, bad luck and Scott Parker keeps Fulham down there. Beginning to doubt it though.

Herps and derps all over the place

If Ashley will only act once we're in the relegation zone, let's get in there as soon as possible.

Not having De Bruyne, Vardy or Antonio for their two games will be painful. Just a question of how big will the ranking drop be

Guardiola said he was too tired to take their penalty the other night. They rely on him so much, though.

Donald Trump. Boris Johnson. Katie Hopkins. Luke Edwards. The Mount Rushmore of cunts.

It's going to be painful without De Bruyne this week - feels like everyone is buying and captaining him Two home games too.

Money Mike Ashley's new gimmick seems to be to re-appear, post ITK stuff and delete it. So I'm convinced the Shola plan will happen. Has to

Fuming at that. Assuming Lacazette blanks, this Free Hit has been a disaster. Already had Kane, Dias and De Bruyne. The rest is just appearance points!

Man city play villa in game 19 It's a double gameweek for many and Villa are hoping to still have two - replacing Everton with us.

Just realised that we're away to Fulham on the last day. Oh shit.

These few weeks have been insane. All these postponements, now with Villa v Everton and Leeds v Southampton off. Sounds like our match at Villa is replacing the Everton one in GW19

It's like this

Diego Goodnight is a great, great name.