Ketsbaia

His head should be on a stick by now. A disgrace to human life.

A broom. Anything.

If the takeover is progressing well, this has to be the night where they have a word with Ashley. Sack Bruce now because we won't be buying a Championship club.

That team is tragic. Fucking hell.

No idea who to go with on Free Hit - it's basically depends on Rashford v Lacazette

Or Yedlin

Borja Valero

I'd flipped back towards no Free Hit, then it's revealed that Calvert-Lewin is injured :lol: Chaos

Tottenham vs Fulham has now been confirmed for Wednesday, replacing Aston Villa vs Tottenham

It's a unique season - I think Everton v Man City and Spurs v Fulham were cancelled within the few hours before kick off. I think an announcement is expected today though, as there's a chance that Spurs v Fulham could be moved (at the very last minute) to Wednesday to replace their Villa match. Chaos, basically

Pure bellends are Spurs, like

That, plus the teenage girls drinking Prosecco out of their plastic flutes :lol:

It's hard not to be patronising to Marine but this is all so cute. The gardens

Add a decent manager and one decent midfielder, we'll be much better.

He's such a tease

Roy Keane will be livid at this. Pussies.

Bonfire Night is a Friday too, so probably around 3pm

Sick of hearing how confident the buyers are. They'd say the glass is half-full when its empty. Burnt too many times.

Just needs Mimms for the hat-trick.

It does feel like it'll eventually happen but - at the same time - this is Newcastle United

Surprised a PL loan spot is being wasted like that.

Wildcarded in GW4 for this day - having Alex McCarthy with Fraser Forster on the bench. A solid 75pt week

Grigg's has severe burns from being on fire for so long?

He'll bring the disco times back to SJP

This thread been taken over by stupidity, therefore belonging in the takeover thread. Maybe.