Ketsbaia

Those Rooney comments are class He's right though, they've had a poor season and can realistically get relegated next season. Hopefully the 10-0s delivered by Rooney&Co will seal the deal.

I wonder if Nietzsche or The Smiths ever dealt with this sort of thing....

I love that he said "it's a great offer" in four different ways. Then he butters up his wife before saying he'll sign anyway, regardless of what she thinks. And then he's back on the "great offer" he has He sounds like an excitable child.

If Tiote was to leave was summer (and that's an IF!), would Etienne Capoue be a realistic replacement?

It's like what Daniel Pranjic said recently about his move to China:

£3m? Try doubling that.

Oh man. Hope is the cruelest emotion.

Are they trying to outdo Liverpool? If so, I admire their attempts.

Shame we'll never hear Motson shout DROGBARRRRRRR again

It's a shame that Hodgson has already lost the plot - I initially thought he was a good choice. You think Micah Richards has fucked his daughter or something?

It'd probably be the right move - City don't need him.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252578/Yohan-Cabaye-will-rice-to-the-occasion/? Rice pudding....it is carnage!

Our greatest threat isn't a rival's interest, but the price rise after starting each France match at the Euros. It's a no-brainer for Lille, unless he has a release clause.

Saha - what an idiot!

He hasn't even clarified which Manchester - what a talented pricktease.

It has to be a minimum of £22m, but think we could get £25m. But the newspapers keep calling him '£15m rated'.

What's his personality like? Part of what makes us what we are is the personalities in there.

I really like Mulumbu, but we won't spend that much on a back-up and therefore buying him means Tiote is gone.

Go to Chelsea and keep Tiote here.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/496/dimirtimackem.png Dimitri!

Debuchy AND Clyne? http://i36.tinypic.com/rk1vn4.gif

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252234/Ambitious-Martin-Skrtel-s-ready-to-scarper/? http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252233/Nikica-Jelavic-death-knell-for-dumped-Kenny-Dalglish/?

Let's hope he is.

Teamwork

Geoff Shreeves' cousin, apparantly.