Ketsbaia

Look at me, look at me, a camera filmed me for a millisecond. Pathetic.

It needed to go somewhere and I thought a totally unrelated thread would be perfect.

ARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!! PS/ Kaizero has excelled himself with his Cher Lloyd sigs.

Of course. Awesome, I might join in now. It used to be Keegan regardless of manager, which I didn't like.

So have the latest EIEIEIO airings had Pardew instead of Keegan? I hope so. I always pretend to get distracted at that point in the chant!

33 points from Mignolet, Sessegnon, Yaya, Sigurdsson, Caulker and Kompany. The aim is to break into N-O's top 15 (currently 20th). Song, Van Persie, Evans, Rooney and Valencia still to play.

Their beautiful carpet football bamboozled Wolves into a 0-0 draw. Sounds exciting.

It won't. It'd rearrange who goes where, but we'd still be in Europe.

Yaya and Sigurdsson Got Mignolet, Caulker and Sessegnon playing now too.

Look at me, look at me, I'll be supporting my team on the continent. Transatlantic Is America in Europe, like?

Latvia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan......NUFC is coming for ya!

Well this is a good day

This deal gave us £35m, 25% of next deal and a place in Europe.

ANDY CARROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get in, you greasy haired shitbag!

YYYYYYYYYYEESSSSSSSSSSS

This is truly ridiculous from Carroll now.

Oh my god.

Everton's defence looks rock solid too.

Just seen Aguero's goal - very nice.

WWF? WWF? Fuck off Waddle, get with the times.

This Liverpool team are absolutely appalling.

If anyone will do it for Liverpool though, it'll be Steeeevie Jeeee.

Liverpool aren't getting back into this, like. They have been awful.

That is fucking ridiculous