Ketsbaia

Parky - channeling the spirit of Hodgson - needs to go 7-3 up now.

The demand will be overwhelming for tickets - so many people that have never suggested away trips have now mentioned it. But an N-O adventure HAS to happen, I'm sure there's enough people here with contacts to make this happen.

4 games to go and we're 4th What the hell is going on, man? Genuinely can't believe this is happening and that it could get even better. If we beat Wigan then we'd have to collapse to miss out. I think we can draw at Chelsea and beat Man City though - if anything, I think Everton is the hardest game there. But the whole situation is surreal.

He really loves it here

We have the infrastructure and players to stay here for good, but we need to adjust our "buy low, sell high" strategy and stay away from the self-destruct button that this club is so used to. Personally I don't think we'll be here for good, but will hang around the top 6 for the next 3-4 years.

The audacity of that journalist! £5m I can really see us signing Debuchy, especially now we have Cabaye.

One man and his phone Gary Taylor-Fletcher One man and his mobile phone Gary Taylor-Fletcher

We're the frontrunners for 4th, the favourites, the team with momentum. We're the team they all want to be right now. Defeat.

Another great game from Yohan 'The Paintbrush' Cabaye.

This is actually happening. This is ACTUALLY happening. This. Is. Actually. Happening.

So are we actually going to get 4th? Because up to now I've only been saying it tongue in cheek. But this is going far too well, far too often. Dare we dream?

He's on a phenomenal streak. All those glaring mistakes from earlier on are being fixed, mainly playing Obertan and his regular dropping of Ben Arfa and Santon. He is without a doubt the manager of the year and if QPR beat Spurs, we really have to be considered favourites to get 4th.

I liked how Pardew switched him centrally and kept him on all match. He was unlucky today and played well once again. Chin up Demba, you'll get that goal

Arsenal-Chelsea stalemate, a convincing win for us and Wigan remembering how to lose - yet another good day. And if QPR can nick something off Spurs.....

Seriously, how mint are we? Cruising to a 6th win in a row, I'm confident we won't throw it away like against Wolves. Really hope Demba gets his goal - he completely deserves it, poor lad.

Yes! http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/3624314/W04097X_large.jpg

what the f*** are you on about you tool? He's gay for Mbiwa is what he's trying to say. That too.

what the fuck are you on about you tool? Well there's the girl that fancies you and is a perfect fit, but despite this you're besotted with someone else. I thought it was a crackin' simile but apparantly not!

It's strange - even though Douglas is the perfect fit, I find myself wanting Mbiwa more. It's like being back at school on Valentine's Day.

It says a lot about how dull Stoke are if he's forced to talk about us.

When Pardew has been to see Ajax, i wonder if it was for someone other than Vertonghen....Eriksen, perhaps? I cant see Vert being the one we get, especially if he's holding out for an Arsenal.

It's an interesting conundrum for Abramovich, who is desperate for the Champions League. But will he sacrifice Europa League football next season on the still unlikely hope they'll get past both Barca and (probably) Real? I think he probably would, bearing in mind they'd have the same obstacles next season. That should be a big help to us.

Gutted that Chelsea scraped the win tonight, Barca should've had that won. They'll still go through, thankfully.

Fucking hell, I squealed like a girl at this one

Can see this N-O European Adventure ending with everyone spending a night in the cells or someone in hospital