Ketsbaia

http://hendricks266.duke4.net/img/awesome/RandyMarshJizz.jpg I would absolutely love the Gylf up here.

Definitely.

Do those Portugal kits ever change?

Why do we have such a likeable set of players?* So much goodness surrounding NUFC at the moment *until they sign for Liverpool. kernts.

West Ham in play-offs Cracking news. Hope Hughton pips him to promotion too.

Glen Johnson nominated for RB and Aaron Lennon on RM were particular highlights.

That shirt is beautiful.....i MUST have it

Maiga and Ruiz are good shouts

They absolutely deserved that win. Outstanding performance by Wigan.

Bendtner

Apollo's death traumatised me for roughly four years. Movies can be cruel

On RTG it'd be "Look at Niall, look at Niall, he came on the tube. Heroic"

"Let the train take the strain" - is Tyler auditioning for Take Me Out?

Those lists are ridiculous Parker? Oxlade-Chamberlain? Welbeck? It's scandalous that Timmy Krul isn't there, but these awards haven't had credibility for a long long time.

4-3 Arsenal.

Chuffed for Martinez. That first goal was an excellent counter attack.

Most unimaginative pun award goes to...... Thats a Good idea, actually.

Erm....I'm not married and my mam isn't on facebook.

Why does the reporter keep saying "Bring on Barcelona"? Is he trying to start a new catchphrase?

This game has went very well for us. More games for Chelsea, demoralised Spurs, a few injuries.......lovely.

Humiliation for Spurs - excellent.

It will be getting binned upon receipt at Soho Square at this rate. If Harry has a rant at Martin Atkinson it might anger the FA. Maybe?

A fifth and sixth for Chelsea would be nice.

Incredible goal. Keep demoralising Spurs!

If Spurs equalise, they should bring back the Semi Final replay just for this one! Imagine if Spurs complained about Atkinson to the FA and they ordered a rematch Grasping at straws, I know!