Ketsbaia

My prediction is Newcastle 8 (Ba x2, Cisse x3, Ben Arfa, Gutierrez, Cabaye) Liverpool 9 (Suarez x4, Gerrard x3, Bellamy, Carroll)

Amalfitano is a free and it sounds like we've already got him. Can't remember all the other bosmans that were discussed here, but there was Barnetta, Hoilett, Diame and Clyne.

Cabaye shirt - check. Lucky NUFC boxers - check. Warpaint - check. We must destroy that scummy, despicable scouse club!

We can get at Flanagan, Carragher, Spearing and Shelvey.

Good team, strange to see Santon dropped again.

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/04/01/alan-pardew-set-for-summer-transfer-activity-79310-30668316/ I hope the free transfer stuff isn't true, but it sounds like our defence will be great going into next season.

Without Colo we'll lose. To have any chance, we just have to bombard them with attacks.

Came back in from a night out at 3am, thought I'd have a look on here. Within a millisecond I realised it was an April Fools, but within that millisecond I was crushed.

With Angle's old-school theme so we can sing RYAN .. TAYLOR ... RYAN .. TAYLOR along with it. YES!

Do clubs have a say in releasing their over-23s? Because if Rooney, Terry, Cole etc aren't allowed, it might just be the likes of Raylor left. And if it's only an 18 man squad named, his versatility would be handy.

Howard clean sheet on his debut, on 14 points with Evans, Enrique, Sigurdsson, Valencia, Bale, Cisse and Rooney © to come.

What an incredible afternoon of games though - so many goals. Chelsea and Everton winning was a shame, but Sunderland, West Ham and Arsenal didn't.

HAHHAHAHAHA plenty of goals today

Oh Wolves, you are truly dreadful. Goodbye.

If only Coloccini was fit.

Brummie is a hero

What's going on today?

Man City's collapse has been outrageous.

Kamara trying to pronounce that name!

He was saying recently that there's been a lot of confrontation since he arrived. Something very bad seems to be going on there.

Stelling is orgasming to Sunderland, like. Looking at Man City lately, it's not THAT incredible.

My brother is only 14 points back but he has Dempsey, Walcott and chose Van Persie as captain. Getting a bit worried

West Ham

Villa have put all their kids out Although the seniors have hardly set the world alight....

So if this place goes down in the next hour it's because he scored?