Ketsbaia

Who to captain - Rooney or Van Persie? Tricky one. Caulker came in for Senderos this week.

I can see each outcome in this match We're really good and our attack can get through them. But they're tricky, good on the ball and great at home. Could definitely be a banana skin, so I'll go in the middle and say 1-1.

The Neale Barry game. Took me a long time to forget him.

WarrenBartonCentrePartin = Fredi Bobic

Who wants to claim Luigi Di Biagio?

Just noticed FourFourTwo have listed the 100 best Premier League matches, which is a nice nostalgic trip. The first 4-3 at Anfield came 3rd and the 4-4 with Arsenal came 2nd. http://fourfourtwo.com/lists/thetop100premierleaguegames.aspx

That's why he's a Sir.

And John Terry now has injured ribs. If you add a potential absence to their congested fixture list, they really could fall apart.

who?? im guessing ive missed something here? The Chronicle gave it a fleeting mention a few weeks ago, but we'd already been linked with the lad in France. He's a midfielder, on a free and his brother plays for Marseille. Don't think the club have announced it yet though.

We'll also have that Amalfitano coming in.

Supporting liverpool yet again will be painful, especially as i fear they'll lose.

Shevchenko was practically Messi compared to Carroll and Torres, although the latter will eventually get back to how he was.

RTG is where the scum of society go to throw faeces at each other.

I hated that chant at first (the syllables are way way off ) but it's starting to grow on me.

No way We have a tricky end to the season.

That would be as likely as Real signing Julian Faubert.....oh.

Unbelievable! has said on here that Twente have the option to extend his contract, which they will. But even if it isn't for free, Douglas should still be affordable. Can't be as much of a bargain as Mbiwa though, 5m would be exceptional business. Personally I hope it's Mbiwa but think it's Douglas and that is also fine....as long as it is one of them.

WHAT ? Just noticed this too. Well that's brilliant news......I'll assume it is Douglas

If we don't lose at Chelsea then I think 5th is possible. By and large, we're still relying on Liverpool beating Everton though.

He's a big Undertaker fan.

Hoilett, Chung Yong, Diame, Moses, M Davies, McCarthy

Erm... We got Cisse for £8m He knew about Cisse when he played for Metz He knew about Tiote when he played for Roda JC Ben Arfa was obvious as he'd played for the national team He watches many games in Holland and France each weekend (duh) Says he watches teams so often that he just knows who the best players in those teams are (hence getting it right so often) Praise to Ashley/Llambias for sanctioning the signings Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Cisse and Tiote signings were his work. We wouldn't have bought any where near this quality if we hadn't sold Carroll for £35m He used to scout for Man City and Spurs His son is well rubbish at football. Not sure how to feel about this bit.

This time last year we had Shola and Lovenkrands up front Ridiculous stuff

It'll be really interesting to see how Carroll reacts to today. By the time he left he was totally humiliated and he already seemed mentally weak. But he deserves no sympathy after that pathetic dive.