Ketsbaia

Seeing their fans on facebook is irritating, like. It's all "Tiote is a fucking dirty diver", "Your fans were dead quiet" and "We were the better side"......ridiculous stuff. But I get the upper hand because I'm not inbred.

Well yeh, obviously we'll lose this one. But we'll do it in style 3-0 (Walcott, Van Persie, Gervinho)

The best thing about today is that maybe Pardew will finally get it into his thick skull that long ball isn't working. Just play Ben Arfa, get them to pass it around and we're a MUCH better team. His subs were good today, even if his initial tactics were diabolical. Loved his little incident with O'Neill

Good performance today, it's a shame so many shots fell to him though I bet Cabaye would've loved those!

He's not brilliant at LB but I'd rather RB-LB be Santon-Raylor than Simpson-Santon

Shola, you're shit but I love you. Viva la Shola!

Chelsea have made the wrong decision there, like. Excellent news for us.

He was awful but the poor lad didnt have a chance with our 1st half no-show.

Ahhh my brother has Dempsey as captain and thats cancelled my Gylfi, Vorm and Senderos. And i have sess on a ban!

Every emotion from the last few are still vivid, which doesnt exactly help. So nervous. I hate the derby!

Starting to get more confident as we get closer to kick off. Our collapses of the last 6 weeks aren't a factor tomorrow - derby day is a different entity. And we're much better than them. Our players are pumped up for this, SJP will have an electric atmosphere and if it comes down to ability, we've got them. We know how to beat these and I think we will do again. 3-1 win. Bets: £1 on both teams to score 4/6 £1 on Cabaye to score 4/1 £1 on Santon to score 12/1 £1 on NUFC to score a penalty 11/2

Tomorrow is the first match in a while where I don't think he should start. We need Raylor to help Simpson against Richardson and McClean, whilst Jonas will make life tricky for their RB. But using him from the bench is a great option.

42 points with Santon, Cabaye, Fletcher, Bale and Rooney to play. Mainly thanks to RvP and Sigurdsson.

The Gylf scores!!!!

Silva and Aguero rested, I've just brought in Yaya for Silva

What a save!!!!

Suarez is such a scummy twat. He has no shame.

Question 1: Ah wuz there when Kevin Phillips kicked a puddle and lobbed Tommy Wright. Were yew? Question 2: Ah wuz there when that kid ran on and hit that maggie twat Steve Harper. Were yew? Question 3: Ah wuz there in person when we beat those scruffy Mags 9-1. Were yew? FTM

I tweeted this to Joey Barton: @Joey7Barton hey joey, what do you think of Coloccini's new long term, high earning contract? keeps him at #nufc til he's 34.

Parading a trophy in front of Arsenal players and supporters

Kilgallon and Turner should bring some lube to make tomorrow slightly more comfortable.

This is also good news. Wor Tim's a good guy

Yaya Toure in for Silva. Made him captain ahead of Cabaye but it was oh so close to being YoCabs.

This is incredible. The best news possible and I am absolutely ecstatic at the moment Exceptional news

The new Cabaye and Santon interviews (see their threads) prove once again how likeable this 'group of lads' is.