Ketsbaia

Pieters is frothing at the gash to sign for us. I love that desperation

Would be happy with a draw but the way this season has gone, we may as well win this one too. It could actually be a very entertaining match if we play on the counter attack. Maybe we can trying tapping up Sigurdsson? I'll go for a 2-2.

Watching the downfall of Carroll was definitely a highlight of today. Today we destroyed whatever was left in the lad. Good.

It'll be heartbreaking if Everton get into Europe

You'd hope they give Ba the assist, there wasnt another touch.

It was a privilege and an honour to watch that. An amazing, phenomenal, magnificent afternoon. I cant believe this actually happened. What a season.

Sensational talent. He's a joy to watch.

What a shithead.

At times we've looked good, but very nervous about gutierrez at LB. Carroll is a lanky, diving bastard and Enrique is a greasy spanish omelette bastard. It'll be heartbreaking if we dont make europe. TOON TOON!

Enrique can fuck right off, fucking twat.

My prediction is Newcastle 8 (Ba x2, Cisse x3, Ben Arfa, Gutierrez, Cabaye) Liverpool 9 (Suarez x4, Gerrard x3, Bellamy, Carroll)

Amalfitano is a free and it sounds like we've already got him. Can't remember all the other bosmans that were discussed here, but there was Barnetta, Hoilett, Diame and Clyne.

Cabaye shirt - check. Lucky NUFC boxers - check. Warpaint - check. We must destroy that scummy, despicable scouse club!

We can get at Flanagan, Carragher, Spearing and Shelvey.

Good team, strange to see Santon dropped again.

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/04/01/alan-pardew-set-for-summer-transfer-activity-79310-30668316/ I hope the free transfer stuff isn't true, but it sounds like our defence will be great going into next season.

Without Colo we'll lose. To have any chance, we just have to bombard them with attacks.

Came back in from a night out at 3am, thought I'd have a look on here. Within a millisecond I realised it was an April Fools, but within that millisecond I was crushed.

With Angle's old-school theme so we can sing RYAN .. TAYLOR ... RYAN .. TAYLOR along with it. YES!

Do clubs have a say in releasing their over-23s? Because if Rooney, Terry, Cole etc aren't allowed, it might just be the likes of Raylor left. And if it's only an 18 man squad named, his versatility would be handy.

Howard clean sheet on his debut, on 14 points with Evans, Enrique, Sigurdsson, Valencia, Bale, Cisse and Rooney © to come.

What an incredible afternoon of games though - so many goals. Chelsea and Everton winning was a shame, but Sunderland, West Ham and Arsenal didn't.

HAHHAHAHAHA plenty of goals today

Oh Wolves, you are truly dreadful. Goodbye.

If only Coloccini was fit.