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Love the guy. He'll rise to the occasion on Sunday.

This has gone beyond playing abillity now. Of course he would destroy them, just like he'd have eventually destroyed Wolves and most of the teams in this league. Of course we're more dangerous and threatening with him. But Pardew has made his mind up about him and we'll just have to put up with it - he prefers hard working grafters with slightly better Prozone numbers.

The prediction guy from The Sun predicts 2-1 too

I went Ba, Colo and Cabaye but tbh I could've picked about 10 of them, they're such a likeable bunch of players. Unlike several years ago, I'm proud to have these lot at our club.

If City sign Van Persie they're taking over the world.

Well that's innovative - appointing a dead Monkee the day after he died.

I'm going to celebrate by posting youtube footage and libellous claims tonight. And call you all the c word.

Horrible place, horrible people, horrible accent, horrible club, horrible stadium.......that place being within 10 miles of me makes me physically sick every day.

Ok, now he's made it personal

Started listening to this several weeks ago and sometimes it can be hilarious Alan Davies taking the piss out of Saggy Redknapp during the court case was fun!

Did he quit after the 17th hole?

I think we've established that J4G deserves it's own thread now

he doesn't travel, africa travels to him.

Well that's the thing - Newcastle have had numerous world class players and names known throughout the world....our list of legends is massive. Sunderland have that '73 goalie, Phillips and Quinny

Snapshots are the work of the devil.

I can't see him doing well there, like.

Oh man i've had several Jumpers For Goalposts phases......my speciality is turn shots and headers. Bloody addictive!

They've just had him for a month and now they organise a last minute friendly days before the derby? They can get lost.

Where do you get that from? Lee Ryder ‏ @lee_ryder Cisse has withdrawn from Senegal as a precaution #nufc The man is speaking in riddles....

4 would be fine. I don't think other clubs would match Colo's wages when they can just get a younger player instead.

Parky you should be winning, man. Stop being modest

Raylor is only there for 'hard work', 'graft' and free kicks. The first two are a load of bollocks and we have Cabaye for set pieces, so I'm not sure why Pardew has persisted with him. Funny on twitter though, maybe that's why.

In a dream last night, we swapped Ben Arfa for Marvin Martin.......very strange. Martin & Bassedas then fired us to 3rd in the league.

Brummie is a legend and is the only redeeming feature Villa have, otherwise I'd absolutely love them to go down. Never forget.

I know what you mean, like. Each week brings several new frustrations, such as Ferguson resting Rooney after I sacrificed 4 points to get him. Also, 6 of my squad didnt end up playing. Van Persie not getting bonus points either!