Ketsbaia

Couple of wildcard questions: 1) Could I do some subs now then come back in a few days and do some more, without losing points? 2) If I buy Yakubu and his value rises tonight, can I sell him tomorrow for the new fee? It would be a handy way to scam some extra money.

£4m was slightly too much, just please give up and go to France or Holland.

Wolves and QPR in for Onuoha. For £2.5m we should be in there.

For Man United [/completelynotthenightforthis]

73 - 0 to us

It has to make that noise when it hits the bar too

Was great tonight. A new full back would still be nice, but I really hope we hold onto Danny.

Definitely in Pardew's XI now, thankfully. He's earnt it though, because he was brilliant tonight.

The invisible man played like he was possessed tonight. It was a delight to see.

I'm gonna watch that goal on an infinite loop. Forever and ever. Absolutely outstanding tonight.

I'm sorry but Coloccini is just the best. It is scary how good he is.

Tim Howard only got 6 points for his goal, which is the same as any defender.

-20 would be totally worth it.

Domination. Delirium. I really really love this damn football club On a night we'll never forget, we were simply out-fucking-standing.

AAAAAAH!!!! How mint are we? Especially Cabaye, Colo, Ba, Tiote and Santon. Amazing! Atmosphere sounds phenomenal

Whatever. Just.....whatever.

Pardew is a shithead

You see, the club make these noises that suggest changing to 4-3-3, but then you see our latest performances and it's a rigid, direct 4-4-2 whilst our creativity sits on the bench.

Looks like it's homemade. Bleurgh.

Midfielder?

Don't fuck him, then.

Really not looking forward to this. They normally beat us, so the fact that we've drew the last 2 times makes it obvious they'll get us this time. And that damn Rooney...

That's a fantastic signing. Absolutely brilliant....really thought he was destined for Bayern. Hope he gets a chance to play with Gotze.

Is it not a joke rumour referring to the picture below?

We all knew this would end in tears, but assumed it was after he'd actually been given games. I know we don't see them in training etc. but it's obvious he's our most gifted and talented player. Pardew is an absolute joke here - you just know Obertan will start ahead of him AGAIN tonight.