Ketsbaia

This'll be a deadline day deal. Watford haven't told us to stay away, he wants to join us......it'll happen for a fee less than they want. And it's another tool for our toolbox. Against tall strikers, go with Willo and against fast strikers (Fulham, WBA) go with Mariappa.

If we're paying his wages theres no point, but symbolically it'd be great news. A 2 division drop!!!

Saw a random talking head (may have been some type of sports lawyer?) on SSN and he mentioned a threshold of less than 10% of games. Let's hope Alan Smith was watching SSN.

On Coronation Street, Peter Barlow said he was going up to Sunderland and went "Whey aye man" to which his wife laughed and said "That's a lousy Geordie accent". http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/mar2009/9/5/newcastle-united-fans-386013878.jpg

Wonder why they call it a loan, in that case. If they can't afford all the transfer fee now they can just do it in installments.

Especially as QPR are buying their way out of trouble, so it's basically 3 from Bolton, Wigan, Blackburn and Wolves.

That'd be like Victor Moses going to a club like Wigan......oh.

Can't wait to see them justify this signing as anything but the awful embarassment it is.

Mariappa can apparently play RB. Orange or Green? (FM reference!)

They can fuck off for £4m, like. Ridgewell can be bought for half of that and he play in TWO positions.

That is actually worse than Heskey. Amazing stuff, if true.

Douglas or Mbiwa, basically. HAS to be one of those and if it is, I'm fine with waiting until the summer (although a cheap backup would still be needed now).

Excited to see the Dembai clan demolishing all that lays before them

"Alan from Norwich says "I really like football" - thanks for that Alan. So do you agree or disagree with Alan's controversial statement? Send your texts in to The Football League Show and I'll read out the best ones at the end, probably whilst perching uncomfortably at the edge of this desk. Back to Manish."

I did about 20 transfers during my wildcard week I used Yakubu, Assou-Ekotto and Ruddy to raise 0.3m, before taking them back out for players I wanted!

Papiss Cisse added to the game at 7.0m.

Aye, but what was his body language like when he said it?

Joey definitely has a point here, it's ridiculous by the FA. They gonna send letters to Hansen, Redknapp etc now?

Papiss Cisse

Oh right, thats what they were saying yesterday but I guess things change. Still giving it a listen though.

Joorabchian will be on Keys & Gray's talkSPORT show today, should be interesting.

Elia is good, but we already have 3 players to go ahead of Obertan (Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Raylor) so he really isnt needed. Defender, defender, defender!

SenegLOL mwahahahaha Our dastardly plan went perfectly - welcome home to the Dembai.

love it - it's such an easy name to do chants with!

He might take them from 20th to the dizzy heights of 20th.