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He calls him Big Rich and wears a Kanye shirt next to him He's a hero

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That Schumacher quote is amazing

Definitely a piss take Every sentence is wrong and its a bit OTT to be genuine.

This whole thread is a whoosh, right? So many overreactions here (although yes, Redknapp is probably the most despicable man in football). Take a step back and think......would we REALLY agree to do this? It goes against our beliefs and makes absolutely no financial sense.

Just as they play us. Lovely

The last 4 finals have seen Stoke, Portsmouth (x2), Cardiff and Everton in it. We can be that team this year.

Stevenage playing Notts County is handy too.

In general, I'm happy with that draw.

Lovely jubbly

Brighton's new stadium is lush apparantly

Hmmmm tricky.

Maybe we'll get Sunderland. Hope not, but it has to happen sometime.

Barrios is 27...he's decrepit.

You missed my picture. Really? I don't think so... I've only saw one beautiful man among all of you... Yep. It wasn't you neither, your username doesn't begin with an A... On French keyboards, is A next to K? If so, you're forgiven.

He was great but is he the answer? Very strange move from Man United that seems to confirm there'll be no signings this month.

Out of all the clubs, I really can't see Man City getting him. They can buy anyone in the world, why would they want somebody that is off to Africa with Yaya next year?

Genuinely hope he gets sent down. Shame that he won't.

If they have a choice of Ba's knees for £10m or another striker for £15m, surely they'd go for the healthier one. Must say, Pardew's lack of denial isn't a good sign.

I'm sure once Roger Tames gets his hands on this, he'll do it justice.

That was a fucking amazing goal.

Obertan outdoes himself every week, though. It takes an extraordinary talent to be so useless for so long.

Sess looks very good, mind. And its not just for Fantasy League reasons....

Clyne would be a fantastic signing. Very impressed.

It'll be like Dave Nugent's goal.