Ketsbaia

Apparantly he won Strictly last night too. What a talent.

Its my birthday tomorrow - is it sad to say this would be my #1 present?

Samba would probably be interested, but there's no way we can sneak him in without others trying. Cissokho would be fantastic too

He'll pick Vuckic, Obertan, Abeid, Sammy, Shola, Lovenkrands, Smith and Adam Campbell before he picks Ben Arfa. Shame, because we had a chance of beating these.

Very impressive today, one of our best players.

Played well today

This is getting ridiculous now. I'm not claiming he's greater than Jesus, but when you persist with Obertan and bring on Shola, Sammy and Vuckic ahead of him, you're in dire need of the loony bin. Something's definitely happened, because this makes no sense anymore.

Pardew is a moron who consistently makes wrong substitutions. I'm still speechless at what he did today.

I know he'd be out of position, not help out defensively etc. but I'm in no doubt whatsoever that Ben Arfa would play better on the right than Obertan. Not even close.

COLO & TIOTE!!! COLO & TIOTE!!! And no Raylor or Smith - wowzers. If only Obertan wasn't there, it'd be the perfect team.....

Well I'm alright, I've not claimed otherwise.....

If Smith plays, we riot

Connor Wickham says hi.

Giroud, de Jong, Cisse and Roux - would probably prefer Cisse tbh

How has he done this season?

Put that transfer fee on Mbiwa and we've done well. A striker would be nice but at least we have Lovenkrands

Its a shame, but I'm not entirely gutted. On to the next one! Giroud?

Aye I decided to skip it this week for that reason. Their hatred of Newcastle is quite ridiculous.

If Obertan gets dropped, you don't want Sammy to be the replacement. Then again, when you're losing to Norwich you don't bring Sammy on instead of Ben Arfa....

Decided to go with Cabaye. Swansea are midgets and hopefully we'll score from a corner.

So we should get the ball to Jonas to get at Jazz - right guys, now we have a plan!

Thats an incredible team

Deja vu, but the eternal question is back.......Cabaye or Ben Arfa? - Cabaye is consistent, a set piece taker but is close to a suspension. - Ben Arfa is cheaper, will destroy someone soon, but mightn't even start (which is, quite frankly, ridiculous). Santon has already replaced SuperStevie Taylor

Why so cheap?

It's more Ashley's style to build up hope before he does something stupid. We're EXPECTING to sell someone, therefore we won't.