Ketsbaia

Granted.

We are mint. We are seriously now mint.

Nolan Roux is joining Lille. It's a good thing we're getting Cisse.....

He has an apartment near the Quayside. Suppose it makes sense if he plans on smashing the gash

IsSebbiThere Y.W.L.T @dembabafoot can you give me some tips on being a striker or left wing midfield ? dembabafoot Demba Ba @IsSebbiThere score some goals man

Theres some funny shit in this thread To celebrate, I've decided to use the Papyrus font on Word for the next month. And having just started an FM game with Stoke, organised a Monday night friendly with Freiburg and seen him bang in a hat-trick - I can confirm that yes, he CAN do it on a Monday night at Stoke.

Papiss Cisse Number 9 for Newcastle Papiss Cisse He's our friend (also in the chants thread)

And now for the main event.......to the tune of 'I Love Horses'. Papiss Cisse Number 9 for Newcastle Papiss Cisse He's our friend

No more news, just hoping that signing Cisse will convince him to stay.

Sign it right now, Colo. Sign it. SIGN IT!!!

Think he will get #9, personally. Oh wow, this is excellent. How mint are we?

iirc, a few FMs ago it said he can play LB or CB. that true?

£7.5m is taking the piss Can't we just go back to doom and gloom? I'm scared here.

6th in the league, you have to strike while the iron is hot. This is our best chance to push on and really go for it.....I hope the board realises that.

Yeah, this club has trained us to never be happy for too long. Good signing, but I'm suspicious.

Definitely in favour of this. Without doubt.

Would there be much of a re-sale value in Cissokho? The fee isn't that cheap and I can't imagine someone taking him off us for £20m. That said, this whole situation is strange. Nobody has a clue here.

Fullbacks are certainly essential IMO, Simpson and Taylor are not very good. At least we have numbers there. If anything happens to Willicini, we have nothing at all (Perch doesn't count). So I mean yeah, a left back would be great and we need one this summer, but right now it has to be a centre back.

A new left back is a luxury, a centre back is essential.

If an English player left an English club to join another English club, I can see why the Dutch would know first

I agree he looks good, but he's only played 6 times for them so it's too early (I know the same argument can be made for Santon, but both teams are weak at full back). Jonas - on form - is a very valuable tool to have.

Is it an interactive version of his brochure? Or just a still photo of his face? Or a video of him playing with toy horses? He can't have an app of only caption competitions.....

Krul Santon Taylor Colo Richardson Ben Arfa Cabaye Tiote Jonas Ba Sessegnon (possibly an O'Shea-Taylor-Colo-Santon back 4)

Harry does it again and again, yet theres never even been a hint at the FA punishing him because he's the media darling and the next England coach. That's what I find disgusting. We know tapping up goes on in football, but he is so blatant about it.

It is disgusting how Samba will end up at Spurs. It'd be a wonderful signing, but Harry is despicable.