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AssBurger would be like that South Park episode.

You cannot have a league where some teams can't be promoted. It might work in other countries, but I wouldn't want it anywhere near England.

His hypocrisy over Warnock is a new low. Dunno who is a bigger idiot - Barton, or me because I used to like him.

Weren't we closer the season after? I remember the 6-2 defeat to Scholes seemed to end the challenge.

Sky Sports are saying he doesn't want to leave until the summer. Shame though, what a player he was/is. He'll be missed.

This signing would be the jewel in the crown. #1 priority

OK, now that's impressive

As great as this felt on Tuesday, the feeling gets better day after day - we've went from having Best/Shola to potentially the best strike force in the league. If we don't sell anyone major, we'll have a fantastic team. We've really done something special here.

It's because Sunderland haven't made a mark on football, whilst we gave the world The Entertainers, had Champs League football, broke the world transfer record and are always in the news. They managed to get 7th in the league and gave the world Kevin Phillips. Not to mention the difference in the cities. So it's easy to see where their jealousy and inferiority complex comes from - Newcastle is just miles better than Sunderland in almost every category.

He probably thinks it's Djibril

This is the year we finally get rid of Wigan. And they'll never come back.

Brought in Fletcher for Adebayor but now I have visions of Geordie-boy Graham scoring at the SoL

It's certainly a good model to imitate, although I'm sure a lot of clubs are saying that about us now.

What's the feeling on Adebayor? He can't play this week and has tricky fixtures coming up. However, he's the only striker for the 3rd placed team.....he should do well. Very tempted to replace him with either Fletcher, Graham, Long or Ruiz.

No big loss, it shouldn't be too hard to get a cheap, decent back-up keeper.

Krul, Forster, Elliot (Harper) Santon, Simpson, Saylor, Raylor, Coloccini, Perch, Williamson (Kadar) Cabaye, Tiote, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, Jonas, Guthrie, Gosling, Abeid, Vuckic, Obertan, Ferguson (Smith) Cisse, Ba, Best, Shola, Sammy (Lovenkrands, Xisco, Ranger) Get rid of the players in brackets and we still have a large squad. The size isn't the problem, it's the quality. The task this summer is to upgrade the likes of Obertan, Gosling, Simpson and Perch. I haven't been this excited about our squad in a long time, we just have to pray that Ashley shows some ambition.

If we have this rumoured £8m would rather Clyne &/or another young CB and give the rest to Colo's contract fund depending whether Clyne came this window or next. Same here. Clyne, Dunk and a Colo contract

For squad purposes, we should keep Perch and Shola. But 'losing' Harper, Smith, Lovenkrands, Xisco and Ranger won't affect us in any way, apart from freeing up wages.

And a partridge in a pear tree

PSG are his club, but if they add a Tevez or Pato this month, no doubt they'll set their sights even higher in the summer. Would they really need Ba? Tottenham are who I fear here.

Either Demba or Demba or coming in my team, without doubt. I'd put Cisse at around 6.5m

You can play against the mackems but thats it, Shola. Leave, dammit.

ITV are showing it, so no.

Modibo who?

Impromptu piss up? Gotham, yeh?