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Like he did at Old Trafford?

Eh? That would be the worst value transfer since Lentini. Was referring to Liverpool's habit of over-spending. I made it up.

Rumours that Liverpool are preparing a £25m bid for Anelka

the mackem mates we share are pretty clueless about football in general though. Especially the wannabe doctor that went to Magaluf in a 'Geordie Boys on Tour' t-shirt. true. "We're from Sunderland" "What is that? Where is this?" "Erm....near Newcastle" "Ohhh Newcastle! Newcastle! Alan Shearer, si? Bobby Robson, si?" "Aye....the kernts. Huh huh huh"

The smug feeling of knowing your mackem mates will be proved wrong is fantastic. They think I'm stupid for not rating MON....I'm right and they don't even know it yet.

It really needs to be Mbiwa or Douglas. We needed them anyway, but now a centre back is the absolute #1 priority.

Krul Simpson Perch Coloccini Santon Ben Arfa Tiote Cabaye Jonas Best Ba BENCH: Elliot, Raylor, Kadar, Guthrie, Obertan, Sammy, Shola

Could he really be worse than Perch or Simpson playing there?

Mackems are - without exception - the scum of the earth. Having to live anywhere near that bombsite makes me sick, so let them have their little 'victories' - nobody ever has and ever will give a flying fuck about them

Well thats a game-changer.

If he can make it, things aren't so bad. Willo will be back the game after and we're nearly at January.

Our defence will be decimated, but with Tiote and Jonas back hopefully we'll be so good going forward that it doesn't matter. A draw would be immense

Exactly the same four as me

At least Willo is nearly back and January is coming up. We need Coloccini ASAP.

This is the first day of the rest of the season. Remember when things went well?

.....then in the last minute Allen gets sent off, Kompany loses his clean sheet and Swansea concede another

Captain Van Persie is alright, like. On 46 points with 4 to play.

Cabaye and Guthrie consistently did some beautiful passes today and Krul was his usual fantastic self. Ba created plenty of chances for himself and I think he linked up well with Shola. There were positives from the game, but a lot of damage has been done today.

Pardew has done very well here, but if he persists with Raylor, Obertan and Loven he's digging his own grave. There's loyalty and then theres picking absolutely shite footballers every week. Good interview though.

Can't remember too many worse defensive displays for us than that. This man is one disaster after another after another and the occasional goal doesn't change the fact that he's an atrocious footballer.

He's so frustrating. He actually defends better than he attacks.

If either Colo or SuperStevie don't make next week, we're in trouble.

Thought he was alright today tbh. We looked better with Shola on though.

Great game from the lad. Very impressed.

There is literally no good reason on this earth why Santon isn't playing ahead of that despicably shit Ryan Taylor.