Ketsbaia

Definitely the first one

Uh-oh

Fucking amazing!!! That voice at the end sent me over the edge

Is Winter the one who still thinks Owen can do a job for England?

And he can't play next week. Seriously considering taking him out but we've been through a lot together

Jamie Redknapp saying "When that caption there said he's 30 I was shocked, I thought he was only 23 or 24" was a particular highlight today. Everyone else wishes he was 84 and long retired.

For the £3.5m they got him for, he'd be good. They'd probably want a lot more than that though

If it's Leverkusen, we can go in for Derdiyok

Too late Been in there since the Swansea match....

Just realised that my two keepers (Vorm, Mignolet) are against each other next week. That'll be a tough call.

He is the syrup man He fasts for ramadan But can he play? But can he play? He plays for Newcastle DEMBA DEMBA DEMBA BA, DEMBA BA, DEMBA BA DEMBA DEMBA DEMBA BA, DEMBA DEMBA BA. (I am the music man)

Which is great, but next week you know he'll be benched again.

Remember when we used to have a good collection of strikers? Years and years ago.....man, that would be nice.

Today has been alright so far. 3 for Ben Arfa, 6 (plus bonuses) for Santon and Van Persie has already scored. Makes up for yesterday.

I normally like his commentary and the way he is nice about everything. But today he was ridiculous.

:thup: Santon, Guthrie, Best Jonas, Colo, Ben Arfa, Willo Shola The thumbs are back!

We've lost this, basically.

Krul, Coloccini, Santon, Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Jonas and Ba are the foundations of a top 6 (at least) team. This is a massive transfer window for us. If they use a bit of common sense, rather than be blinded by money, great things could happen.

The guy gets better by the day. We already loved him on the field, but if we have another Sammy-style twitter account he'll be off into the stratosphere!

Had a good game. He gives us so much, although i dont expect Pardew to notice. Such a shame.

Our best player today. He just oozes class, we have a cracking player here.

Despite Pardew's starting 11, despite Pardew's tactics, despite Shola Ameobi and despite a lazy, couldn't give a damn 'performance'......we won. Santon and Best were very good though.

Seriously, if anyone ever defends Shola again, i will personally hunt you down. An embarassment of a footballer.

The whole incident was strange - throwing a tantrum, being stretchered off, gesturing just before the tunnel. We can't cope without him though (except vs QPR....they're shit)