Ketsbaia

AAAAAAH!!!! How mint are we? Especially Cabaye, Colo, Ba, Tiote and Santon. Amazing! Atmosphere sounds phenomenal

Whatever. Just.....whatever.

Pardew is a shithead

You see, the club make these noises that suggest changing to 4-3-3, but then you see our latest performances and it's a rigid, direct 4-4-2 whilst our creativity sits on the bench.

Looks like it's homemade. Bleurgh.

Midfielder?

Don't fuck him, then.

Really not looking forward to this. They normally beat us, so the fact that we've drew the last 2 times makes it obvious they'll get us this time. And that damn Rooney...

That's a fantastic signing. Absolutely brilliant....really thought he was destined for Bayern. Hope he gets a chance to play with Gotze.

Is it not a joke rumour referring to the picture below?

We all knew this would end in tears, but assumed it was after he'd actually been given games. I know we don't see them in training etc. but it's obvious he's our most gifted and talented player. Pardew is an absolute joke here - you just know Obertan will start ahead of him AGAIN tonight.

4-1 is convincing, but Wigan were absolutely atrocious tonight - especially in defence. Almost any team could beat that.

Bale - Nani - Sessegnon - Moses - Cabaye Van Persie - Adebayor - Sturridge ....is what I have at the moment. Is it worth sacrificing a prolific striker to make the midfield perfect? Because I'm considering using my wildcard to get: Bale - Silva - Valencia - Sessegnon - Ben Arfa Van Persie - Adebayor - Yakubu/Long/Helguson (as well as doing Ruddy > Mignolet and Santon > Senderos)

And it starts tonight.

Although if this is karma's way of balancing out the Alan Smith news, I suppose it isn't too bad.

Oh shit. Anyone know where I can buy a gun? not really!

If using racist language doesn't make you racist, then what does? He doesn't just make one comment either, it's several. Either way, he needs banning for a while.

I'd say the evidence is overwhelming that he said those things to Evra. And to me, that makes him a racist.

Just caught up with all this. Suarez is clearly, obviously a racist and the FA should throw the book at him because 8 matches is nowhere near enough. But the way Dalglish, Liverpool FC and some of their fans have reacted is barbaric.....it's awful that people like this still exist in 2012. They're defending the indefensible and forgiving the unforgivable.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. I don't cry but if I did, this would be it. Tears of joy. Celebratory piss-up?

Been thinking of uncommon players to transfer in, to differentiate you from rivals. Ideas include: Best (4.7m - probably 4.6m by tomorrow) and Ben Arfa (5.4m) will be bargains when Ba goes away. Senderos (4.3m) doesn't seem to concede many at Fulham. Bellamy (7.4m) will probably be #1 striker with Suarez banned. Adam Johnson (7m) would be a bargain if he played more. But with winter rotation and Yaya going to Africa, he might do so. Caulker (4m) plays regularly in Swansea's defence. Cahill (5.2m) is off to a big club but is still cheap.

The match against Liverpool had Jamie Redknapp and Joe Cole. I could actually feel my IQ dropping, it was awful.

Jamie Carragher

So either the guy has scored an own goal for LFC/MUFC or he's won the FA Cup at the Millennium Stadium? There must be a trick somewhere....

Finished on 30 points ffs Just brought in Moses for Allen, which has been in the pipeline for a while. Bale is captain as Spurs have two matches....