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Any new letters will be vandalised within weeks, I'll do it myself if I have to. Honestly, what a fucking prick Mike Ashley is. Why couldn't he just leave us alone for a while?

If its Sports Direct, we're losing a source of income. Oh who are we kidding? Even if we get a good sponsor, everything else will have gone to shit so it doesn't really matter.

Come on Mike, go on a hectic burger diet. Set us free.

Good point, although I'd think new owners would drop the name as an early PR move. Gets the fans onside, makes them look good etc.

Because they hate us, they'll do whatever they can to make us look bad. Thats why I've always found the 'Magedia' thing hilarious - in reality its the complete opposite.

People will still call it SJP, if this happens. If you're gonna rebrand SJP, dunno why you'd do it with Sports Direct though. We'd get no money for it and its not like we don't know about them already......

Can't wait for Wireside to come back - it'll be hilarious.

Santon replacing Marveaux is a good shout, especially as he's played there before. They'll be aiming for Simpson and Raylor so if we have Santon and Jonas running back to help them, it'll be a massive help. Unsure what to do with Ben Arfa though, part of me thinks he'll rise to the occasion and petrify their defence. But the other part thinks we should stick with 4-4-2. By the way, this thread will be massive by matchday

Strange seeing Milner and Kluivert in here. I was always a fan of Milner and maybe it was just my youthful days but I thought Kluivert did well here......the FA Cup goals, the flick against Palace, Bnei Sakhnin etc.

Did he ever really 'have' it?

Sammy, man

10pts ahead of Villa 13pts ahead of Stoke 15pts ahead of Everton 15pts ahead of Sunderland 15pts ahead of Fulham ...already, these gaps look too big to close down. Anything below 7th would be very disappointing and if we get lucky with CC/FAC finalists that'd be enough for Europa League.

God, I hate Liverpool. It was there before Dogleash, but with him its got worse. I still refuse to watch them on TV because the very thought of them makes my skin crawl - everything about them. PhilB is a canny poster though

dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson Its being spoken about that I may be called up for The England Squad, b such an Honour to represent my country

Is that a 'Mag at work' spinoff?

Hair. I think he said hair. Ah yes. Google Translate has its flaws....

Matty Pattison. Kid had the world at his feet after Zidane called him "my natural heir".

Yeah but what has his body language been like?

Its about time we loaned Vuckic out. Without the Carling Cup we may as well do this for 2 or 3 months - competitive game time is pivotal at that age.

Some of those Liverpool posts are hilarious. At the time I was gutted about selling him and now I don't know why - it was probably the principle of it all. But there is no way he'll ever be worth £35m, no matter how much he improves. I just love that we've replaced Carroll, Nolan, Enrique and Barton with a £35m profit and heres the kicker.....we're much better now! Imagine what we'll be like after dipping into that money.

As I say though, its not really the wing if its a narrow midfield

Although the 15 point gap is probably too big for them now, our next 3 games are hellish and theirs are very very nice. Could easily be halved in a month. alternativly i can see fulham getting a point there, wolves getting something and if wigan play like they did up here.....who knows ? hopefully you're right. the bottom 14 can all beat each other, so while Sunderland will be expecting a win in all three, i guess so will they.

Krul Simpson Saylor Colo Raylor Guthrie Cabaye Tiote Jonas Best Ba This way we don't betray the system that got us 3rd, but if we play narrow and cluster the centre I think it'll frustrate them.

Although the 15 point gap is probably too big for them now, our next 3 games are hellish and theirs are very very nice. Could easily be halved in a month.

We've been truly brilliant, however realistically we can't beat these. I know 'anything can happen in the Greatest League in the World', but we'll lose here....2-0 But thats ok.