Ketsbaia

This is the first day of the rest of the season. Remember when things went well?

.....then in the last minute Allen gets sent off, Kompany loses his clean sheet and Swansea concede another

Captain Van Persie is alright, like. On 46 points with 4 to play.

Cabaye and Guthrie consistently did some beautiful passes today and Krul was his usual fantastic self. Ba created plenty of chances for himself and I think he linked up well with Shola. There were positives from the game, but a lot of damage has been done today.

Pardew has done very well here, but if he persists with Raylor, Obertan and Loven he's digging his own grave. There's loyalty and then theres picking absolutely shite footballers every week. Good interview though.

Can't remember too many worse defensive displays for us than that. This man is one disaster after another after another and the occasional goal doesn't change the fact that he's an atrocious footballer.

He's so frustrating. He actually defends better than he attacks.

If either Colo or SuperStevie don't make next week, we're in trouble.

Thought he was alright today tbh. We looked better with Shola on though.

Great game from the lad. Very impressed.

There is literally no good reason on this earth why Santon isn't playing ahead of that despicably shit Ryan Taylor.

We were screwed completely. Hit the woodwork 3 times and had numerous chances. Obviously Luiz should have walked - they don't get any more blatant than that. A draw was probably a fair result but with Perch, Raylor, Obertan and Lovenkrands playing, we were pissing against the wind really. God, we need Colo to be OK.

Its a shame to see him throw in the towel already, because that team is ridiculous.

So our left wing consists of Raylor & Lovenkrands, meanwhile our 2 man central midfield is up against 3. Awesome!

I'd love to know what possessed him to do that. That left hand side is a disgrace.

If people kept predicting a defeat, I'd be really confident about a win. But because we're all so optimistic, we have to lose this don't we? We'll miss Jonas and Tiote, lets scrap for a 1-1 draw.

Beautiful note, its perfect

Steve Bruce is fat Roy Keane wanks dogs ....what do we laugh at MON about?

Just split the long BREWWWWWCE bit into a quick O'Neill - easy peasy.

Kaiz would be proud of that stalking

Well played.

why is he reminding me of john ryan,jason drysdale,carl serrant. very good up and coming full backs who end up being a waste of a shirt ? not sying he is just we tend to fuck up with under the radar full backs. missed out on swanseas taylor, looks the deal to me with time and will; move on to a bigger club. If we're ever going to get one right, it would be in the Carr-dew era. But yeah, theres no guarantee it'll be a success.

It's fucking pathetic. Knew we'd get beaten the second the useless wanker's name was announced. That singer reminds me of an older Jermaine Beckford....

Clyne would be a good signing and I'm in no doubt that he's on our radar. £1m - £1.5m is more realistic though. Hopefully nobody else nips ahead of us....

Isn't the patch of land called St James' Park though? In which case, they can't get wrong for calling it that.