Ketsbaia

I'm miles ahead in my friends' mini-league and seemingly doing great......yet I'm 55th in the N-O one You're all fuckin' Mystic Megs

We've had a fantastic start, theres a wonderful feeling around the club/city now and only now are we unleashing HBA, Santon and Marveaux. I know we can be a bit bi-polar around here, but the potential in this team is frightening. There'll be defeats (eventually!) and some off days, but I think its realistic to aim for 'best of the rest' status and be 7th come May. Then lets hope the same logic that secured Jonas' (and hopefully Colo's) contract will help us resist bids for Tiote, Cabaye and HBA. Then we'll be flying. Maybe there was a plan all along.....

It was probably Pardew smiling again

Its the last 'should win' game for a while. And for me, its time for Santon and Ben Arfa. Krul Santon Taylor Colo Taylor Obertan Cabaye Tiote Jonas Ba Ben Arfa Keeping up our Category C winning streak, I'm going with 3-1 to us.

Last few pages I don't think they quite realise how much trouble they're in. If they're a house of cards, the first one is about to be pulled away. And its all thanks to Super Duper Double Agent Steve 'Purpleface' Brewwwwse.

OK we've eased him back in, now its time to start the motherfucker. But it has to be upfront, to lessen the damage of inevitably giving the ball away.

Totally agree. A Ridgewell-type and a striker makes us look very tasty.

Even if he improves, he'll never be a £35m player* *Although technically he already is.

Time and time again he showed how effortlessly amazing he is at football. What a performance.

Ramsey didn't play so the midfield was Nani, Silva and Ben Arfa. 3 points between them. FML

Definite penalty, dunno why the fans are grieving the ref. Best and Simpson need sorting out. Cabaye and Tiote have been good though.

Cant wait. Long range? 25 yards, dipping half-volley. You just don't save those.

We should enshrine that article. He HAS to be one of us, theres no way around it.

Cabaye's goal will be absolutely lush today. No keeper is saving this....

Depends what you expect us to do

Woohoo, Wearside is here. Its been too long mate, we've missed you. I love your balanced views, good natured banter and punching skills. (please dont hurt me, please dont hurt me.....)

Heskey and Dunne Can't foresee any disasters there

I knew there'd be some bad news around the corner.....

What the fuck happened to Silva, Nani and Captain Rooney? 23 points with 3 to play, man. Bloody awful stuff.

More excited for this than most other games. Its a combination of hating international breaks, hating Spurs and loving the wave of optimism up here. Whack the game on Sky and it has it all, really.

So much goodness in that article, I genuinely love the guy. But his daughter has a Geordie accent? Priceless. Stay here for life, Colo

Seems like Llambias has lost another bet.

To be fair to Moat, he dominated long spells of Rathband. Reminiscent of Brazil 1970.

Thought exactly the same thing. Surely a few Brazilian teams belong ahead of us.

Remember - its better to be a hanger-on with the champions than to actually play football. A valuable life lesson from the cunt.