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It got to the stage where you just knew he'd score on a given day. I felt like that on Boxing Day against City. We'd figured out how to best use him and began something beautiful.....then he got injured and left.

I remember a discussion on here once about players you always thought would play for us. In my eyes, Andy Carroll is a certainty to return.

This week's Football Ramble was fantastic. "Did you plant a flag in my daughter's centre circle?"

Yeh Minto is a load of turd at this. Mark Bolton was one of the very best, why did they sack him?

Best in for D Graham, P Jones in for Vidic. Can't decide who to drop though as the majority of my squad have easy home games, then theres Rooney and Jones. GK: Given, Mignolet DEF: Bosingwa, Jones, Kompany, S Taylor, Huth MID: Cabaye, Ramsey, Yaya Toure, Adam, Reo-Coker FOR: Rooney, Best, Dzeko

Unlucky Randy, you tried. The argument of "Why should we treat them differently and give them a thread?" is a real mindfuck. Its clearly just an aesthetic idea, but they're too thick to understand.

All we needed to do was load FM to see Cabaye's release clause.

If we win the cup, that does make Mike Ashley a hero? Its one for the philosoraptor.

I'm sorry, but theres no way RTG is a real place with real opinions. It's some fantasy bullshit compilation, but don't try and tell me actual people feel what 'they' feel.

i love your name, hatem garrincha

Unlike with Tiote and Enrique, it hasnt taken long for people to notice Cabaye. 5 games in and he's already being talked about as bargain of the summer!

Chelsea (a) probably. Just when we begin to dream....

Shag, marry or mot? #celebrityjuice

3 way tug of war for my heart. Ben Arfa vs Colo vs Cabaye.

Love him! Abso-fucking-lutely love the motherfucker!!

Well it was a good cup run, lads.

Fucking hell man. Wish we'd just stop doing this.

Yous are all sick, creepy perverts

Problem, Forest?

A success

I hear Sammy and HBA can't be on the pitch simultaneously. Scientists aren't sure what would happen, but they strongly advise we don't risk it.

Forest can fuck off

Oy!! I wish - and that includes the 217 guests - yous would stop crashing the forum!

French made

Hateeeeeem