Ketsbaia

Is that a 'Mag at work' spinoff?

Hair. I think he said hair. Ah yes. Google Translate has its flaws....

Matty Pattison. Kid had the world at his feet after Zidane called him "my natural heir".

Yeah but what has his body language been like?

Its about time we loaned Vuckic out. Without the Carling Cup we may as well do this for 2 or 3 months - competitive game time is pivotal at that age.

Some of those Liverpool posts are hilarious. At the time I was gutted about selling him and now I don't know why - it was probably the principle of it all. But there is no way he'll ever be worth £35m, no matter how much he improves. I just love that we've replaced Carroll, Nolan, Enrique and Barton with a £35m profit and heres the kicker.....we're much better now! Imagine what we'll be like after dipping into that money.

As I say though, its not really the wing if its a narrow midfield

Although the 15 point gap is probably too big for them now, our next 3 games are hellish and theirs are very very nice. Could easily be halved in a month. alternativly i can see fulham getting a point there, wolves getting something and if wigan play like they did up here.....who knows ? hopefully you're right. the bottom 14 can all beat each other, so while Sunderland will be expecting a win in all three, i guess so will they.

Krul Simpson Saylor Colo Raylor Guthrie Cabaye Tiote Jonas Best Ba This way we don't betray the system that got us 3rd, but if we play narrow and cluster the centre I think it'll frustrate them.

Although the 15 point gap is probably too big for them now, our next 3 games are hellish and theirs are very very nice. Could easily be halved in a month.

We've been truly brilliant, however realistically we can't beat these. I know 'anything can happen in the Greatest League in the World', but we'll lose here....2-0 But thats ok.

Can do better than him. Especially is the price gets high. Lets just concentrate on Maiga and a centre back.

NEIL!! NEIL!!! Over here, Neil.

Starting to think this guy is exactly what we need and he's a fantastic fit for the club. I like his media skills, I like the emotion he shows, I like that he seems to have his head screwed on. He's good tactically, a good motivator and he's backed up by a brilliant recruitment team. More often that not, I find myself nodding in agreement with what he says. His 60 minute phone-in interviews are admirable and for the first time in forever, this club feels professional. We've always had the potential to go far, maybe we're finally seeing our rise back to the top. Just had a massive, gigantic slice of humble pie. But when things are going as well as they are, its ate with pleasure

37 points without a player scoring. Silva and Adebayor to play.

2 years ago this weekend, 7 of todays XI were in the squad as we beat Peterborough 3-1. Now we're 2nd in the Premier League. Incredible, it really is.

piersmorgan Piers Morgan Can't help noticing that #Newcastle seemed to have a turned a rather massive corner since the departure of one @Joey7Barton ....

We've built up such a cushion that after the next 3 games we'll still be around 6th. Keep that up til January, bring in Maiga & a defender, HBA hopefully starting by then and we've got a great chance to finish there.

Didn't look a bad injury, just like Marveaux. Perfect time for a break, hopefully we can exaggerate to keep him out the France squad.

Poor performance, but who honestly cares? We're 2nd in the league, in the form of our lives and loving life. Raylor MOTM and that goal was unbe-freakin-lievable. Was impressed with Ben Arfa, even though the others seem to love hoofing it. His ball retention was handy. 2nd in the league

Bit more positive about us in the Sky studio, there. Still a twat though. Literally.

We normally sell most of them, so lets go Smith, Perch, Elliot and Lovenkrands. Maybe put Teeth Girl in too.

The things he said there couldn't be more wrong. So our team is cocky now? Has he actually seen us play? What a knobhead.

Is he another one whose contract is up soon?

From here, surely?