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If we base this on the prognosis for Ben Arfa's 2nd injury (not serious, only a precaution blah blah blah), this is a 6 monther.

Cracking. Brilliant. Awesome!

If true, I couldn't think of many worse pieces of news to get right now. Ryan fucking Taylor is a disgrace to this sport (unless its against Sunderland or course...)

Its like those assassins that let a gun accidently stumble into their hands, then accidently pull the trigger as its aimed at a man's forehead. One big accident.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3814682/Martin-Jol-failed-to-tell-Bryan-Ruiz-he-was-banned-from-the-Europa-League.html What sort of idiot player isn't aware that he is cup-tied? Pretty sneaky from Jol there, but totally get why he did it.

Also been exchanging tweets with Lille's Aurelien Chedjou

Really enjoyed watching Dortmund tonight. Remember the young German team from the World Cup? Well add Gotze, Hummels etc to that and its frightening.

Just let me know when BATE Borisov play Victoria Plzen, then I'll pay attention.

In 2011, its completely undefendable that Shola is a Premier League player. Awful is putting it mildly.

Out of all Wearside's WUM posts, that was probably the most pathetic. Deary me.

The last 3 pages have just been winner after winner after winner. They're ridiculously funny

A couple of weeks ago Sir Alex said the authorities were against Man United....MANCHESTER F'ING UNITED. And the whole world laughed at that. The Magedia is a similarly ludicrous concept.

Ba and Best are both better than Gyan, at least. I remember telling my mackem 'mates' when they signed him that he isn't very good and worth nowhere near that fee, which they saw as blasphemy. Their silence now is deafening.

The Sun says that 'the identity of a top Premier League footballer who tested positive for cocaine will be revealed tonight'. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3808119/Top-Premier-footie-ace-is-on-cocaine.html Shit just got serious.

Just a phenomenal specimen of a human being. Sensational.

Although its funny for us, the way Gyan has acted is a disgrace. Such a dick. Sunderland's mediocre squad now has an embarassing array of strikers and they're in a deep rut. Bruce is a dead man walking, but of course a payout would destroy them. Its all falling apart there. They're in trouble.

Nile looked like a right bellend tonight. I saw him roaming the streets at 3.30am.

Sacrificed 4 points for Dzeko Today was a complete disaster until Rooney came along...

...until they get sold in the summer of course That goes without saying

Well you're right there, in that its just a theory right now. But I'd say its safe to assume Tiote and Cabaye will be fantastic players here and if Ben Arfa shows anywhere near the talent he displayed in France (and in the 3 games at NUFC), then we have a superstar. Until they're together its all speculation, but I'm pretty confident they'll delight us.

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Tiote-Cabaye-Ben Arfa will be the best midfield outside of the Top 6 and, to be honest, I'd fancy it against Arsenal's and maybe Liverpool's. I'm getting all emotional just thinking about it.

Missed pre-season matches, and been fasting during the opening games of the season, still he's better than most DM in the league Sure he's only still here because he got so many bookings Probably. We have a few players who are only here because of one big flaw. Tiote gets booked a lot, Jonas can't usually cross, Ben Arfa has had injuries.....for a club in our position its totally worth it but its just slightly enough to put off the top clubs.

We're nearly there, folks