Ketsbaia

If he stays injury free, maybe we can cope til January. Maybe.

5. It all hinged on a striker yet despite 7 months and £35m to play with, we were made to look like mugs again. They'll say "Oh we tried our best", but I'm afraid thats not good enough. Its actually pathetic.

Not even Ridgewell. Not even Situ. How does that happen?

ok, i'm guessing this is it....

I just didn't think they'd dare do this again. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

What they've done - or not done - is absolutely unforgivable, in my eyes.

ridgewell signs........................in exchange for tiote and colo and also first go at ben arfa when he regains fitness. Oh right. Well thats not bad at all.

MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Gulp. Brace yourself #NUFC fans...

Can't see Arteta doing well at Arsenal. Just don't see it at all.

JUST FUCKING GO IN FOR ROUX!!!!!!

Last night it was Crouch in, Gyan out. Now its Gyan in, Bendtner in. Wow.

He's our last hope isn't he?

Camera showing the Dominos delivery guy. I love this :D

Oh man, can't wait for the come-down

Craig reckons Ruiz texted friends that Fulham isn't really for him. BOOOOOM

We want Jim! We want Jim! We want Jim! WE WANT JIM !!!!!!!

Stoke want Adam Johnson on loan. GET THE COPTERRRRRRRR

No way will Ruiz pick us over London, like.

TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! TOON TOON! BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!

Back on motherfuckers!!!

If Sunderland get Sturridge I'm going out and committing several crimes tonight.

FUCKING SIGN ROUX MAN!!!!!

Have you already made it? No, I just appreciate the creativity.

Oooooh good idea for a thread.

IN: Maiga Situ Unexpected loan (Onuoha, Paddy Van etc.) OUT: Ranger OTHER TEAMS: Parker and Cahill to Spurs; Arsenal to go mental; Sunderland to implode; Hutton to Villa; QPR to get Anton, SWP and more crap. David Craig will swear on live TV Andy 'Two Phones' Burton will forget to charge them up Arry Redknapp will run over a reporter's foot Georgie and Charlotte will look delightful Jim White will break the world decibel record ....all in all, an average day.