Ketsbaia

Welcome, tunisia So what is 'brian is in the kitchen' meant to be?

Oh, so they did.

Sell him to St Etienne --> Contract terminated within 2 months --> Mackems re-sign on a free Infinite money

Well I saw Tiote, Cabaye, Coloccini and Krul in town last Sunday. A few of the Fulham lads too. They were on a big green pitch.

Can't wait til I'm sitting on the sofa next summer armed with baguettes, garlic and stripy shirts as I cheer on Cabaye and Ben Arfa ripping Europe a new one!

One of the most random and forced 'stories' I've ever read. And that was before they related it to NUFC..... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3797051/Rihanna-is-a-fashion-magpie.html

I especially like 4, 6 and 10.

Aye, chuck me in too. 3 of them? How exactly did they break this news to you?

Since Pardew quit.

Also love the line of bullets

£13m but only 25k in wages? His agent messed up there.

Now he has a flaw that'll stop better clubs going for him. Perfect!

Isn't Barnetta's contract up next summer? Bet the board are counting down the days until they can approach....

Are there any articles online about Santon? Maybe explaining why he fell from stardom? Would love to know the story.

mimi, your input is valuable here. please keep posting

Peter "0 good games in ever" Lovenkrands.

Fuck you and your enjoyment of movies, Joey.

If theres a group of yous at a match, get it started

Luckily the Winston Bogardes and Alan Smiths of football are still in the minority. Its in his best interests to play games and score goals and if that has to include a year at Sunderland, then so be it.

Mentioned it somewhere else, but to "Hello, Goodbye" by The Beatles: You say Cabaye and I say Marveaux. Marveaux, Marveaux. I don't know why you say Cabaye I say Marveaux.

If Ben Arfa and Cabaye hit it off, they could easily link up at Euro 2012 too. Drive that re-sale price as high as possible!

Without doubt their best signing of the summer, although the competition is terrible. Was really hoping we could sabotage their bid....y'know, like we did to Fulham!

Until the Santon comment he was spot on and its crushing to see the truth spelt out. Not that it wasnt obvious anyway. The Santon thing was too far though, he'll be a quality player for us.

One day Ashley will leave. Whether its via heart attack or takeover......it will happen. Eventually. That is the only positive to take. Deep breaths