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I reckon we'll work hard on Maiga and Roux and when it gets to the final day we'll scattergun a few bids for Bendtner, Sturridge (loan), Papiss Cisse and others.

If Enrique was English, we'd have got £15m for him.

There could easily be one more twist here. He clearly doesn't want to go there. But it wont be like those airport scenes in films: "Joey, don't leave. We've changed our minds. Sign our contract". I hope he just stays here for the year as planned, that'd be a great scenario for us right now.

Group A is absolutely delicious.....feel sorry for Napoli though. Can't wait for those matches, although the prospect of BATE vs Victoria Plzen fascinates me.

This happens every day with almost every transfer and we're the ones that'll get in trouble? Typical NUFC. Fuck Charlton, man - stop whining and grow up.

World class tonight. The future for Tim is so bloody exciting and Liverpool are gonna have a great goalie on their hands.

Very impressed with him tonight. He really is ready for the Premier League and I hope Pardew gives him a chance. In Krul, Ferguson, Vuckic and Sammeobi we have some real talent. Ranger too, if he gas a major turnaround.

I'm not prone to exaggeration, but Sammeobi is the best player to ever pull on the Black and White.

He blatantly isn't sold on QPR, don't know whether to feel sorry for him or not.

Pfft, I guess he'll do

Yep, great news. It'd royally piss me off if he gets in straight away after leaving us.

Finally the Roux links! After a summer of me going on about him there's finally talk! To be honest, I think he's better than Maiga and he has a great future in the game. Would be very happy to sign him. Hoarau is really good, but just not what we need and he's closer to the PSG team than Erdinc was so I doubt he'd be interested yet.

Spot on. Its unbelievable that he's interested and yet you know we'll mess this up.

If we signed Barnetta I'd feel a lot better about the Joey situation. But we won't, of course we won't.

Joey's character overshadows his playing ability. Whilst good for most of last season, I'm not convinced he'd have been that good this time. We already have a better set piece taker and I see Colo, Tiote, HBA, Cabaye and Jonas as more vital players for us. But I am gutted and what hurts is that I thought we'd seen the worst and a compromise had been reached....then fucking QPR come along. QPR!!! As much as I love the guy, he had the option to stay and stick it out but chose not to. Thought he'd be the one footballer to stand up to the owners, but I guess he's just like the rest. Replace him and we'll cope, although giving him away for free is beyond moronic. Everytime something almost-decent happens to this club, total idiocy always lurks around the corner. At least the press conference will be interesting.

Well duh, of course he's given PERMISSION to speak. Doesn't mean he'll be insane enough to go there. I'm not worried.

That signing is scarily good. Shift the deadwood and sign Diarra, its been a great summer for you. Bastards!

Hope he gets another month there, so the damage is well and truly done. What a great result for Secret Agent Purpleface.

A dark day for footballing morals. His history with racism just adds another layer of ridiculousness to it.

Well we all want something, don't we?

Lets hope we favour the good one. Fingers tightly crossed!

ROOOOONEY!!!!

Even when both sides were at war, Joey wouldn't go there. Now they've compromised? Not a chance.

Might put them off selling Colo, Tiote etc next summer and make us give Barton and Colo new deals.