Ketsbaia

Well obviously he's not returning under Ashley, we know that. But the takeover seemingly has momentum. When it happens, easy peasy. Or is everyone convinced it's all over because there's been no update in the last 48 hours

When did he tell you this?

I know it's easy to dismiss it but can definitely see dots being joined here. If the takeover really is happening soon, this is nailed-on.

Not sure a new coach says anything about the takeover. Just have to separate the plethora of bullshit ITKs & eye-rolling 'optimism' from the legit ITKs (Ando) who say it's happening. Remember those.

He's on his way out, like. He's having a very public meltdown.

Vardy out for a few weeks too

Mat Ryan on loan to Arsenal. Because why not.

Didn't think Burnley would go down anyway but I agree with the inevitability vibe. Deja vu.

Klopp is such a fucking prick :lol:

It's definitely not dead, everyone knows that something is trying to happen. The only doubt is over how much stock to put into the confidence of buyers. Whether to buy cans, be doubtful or somewhere in the middle.

Fulham's next two games are Brighton (a) and West Brom (a), so I'm struggling to calculate what's best for us here. Brighton win, WBA draw?

First luck of the week - De Bruyne injured and I had Targett, who was subbed off at 0-0.

Let's hope Grealish gets his 5th yellow too.

Such a fun watch

These could've been relegated on the final day

There's a spin-off, with the 'oooo' of Gary Neville:

Haven't had a week this bad in years. Think I might not bother with this next season.

A nice swap deal with Werner. Easy peasy.

We need to get in that bottom 3 asap. Only way a new manager will get time to save us. Otherwise we're doomed, 100%.

Makes perfect sense to go defensive against the all-time worst PL side, yet go all-out-attack away to Arsenal Steve's Way

Seems very attacking. Whatever that is.

Thank god Dias got that assist. Somewhat tolerable.

Just have to hope a combination of injuries, bad luck and Scott Parker keeps Fulham down there. Beginning to doubt it though.

Herps and derps all over the place

If Ashley will only act once we're in the relegation zone, let's get in there as soon as possible.