Ketsbaia

We should go for Barkley

Watching PSG, Neymar and Qatar lose is delicious, like. Great way to end the season.

The Greek left-back we should've signed has went to Liverpool.

Surely NUFC are the #1 priority for RedBall, Pallotta or anyone looking to buy a club Richest league in the world. Remove the top six and we're the next most attractive option, plus we finally have an owner willing to sell. Surely :'(

Be so annoyed if Havertz ends up there. He's thinking too low of himself. I wonder who'll be kind enough to help Chelsea get rid of Jorginho, Emerson, Batshuayi etc.

Maybe it'll be like when they sold Maguire for £85m and there was already a better player ready to step in (Soyuncu). Although Chilwell is canny good. Leicester will be fine, anyway.

Always enjoy seeing Conte lose. And Sevilla's record is freakish.

It's rubbish. Does that mean only fans of the worst club can ever complain? Otherwise it can always be worse.

Anytime Zaha gets praised, I assume it's some weird in-joke tbh. Never got the hype with him.

Feel like we're in a competition with Brighton to gather all the world's centre backs.

There's been a similar rule with Man Utd tops in Manchester for years, if I recall.

A midfield full of 6/10s.

Absolutely criminal, the way this club is operating.

38 games to not watch or ever think about

Winter or Mauriss?

I heard he's taking Richard Masters as his date.

On here or on Twitter?

Bid fronted by Penn Edwards

Not a bad way to replace Odegaard, I suppose

They claim to want him? Well that's nice.

Koeman is a good manager and he was always going to end up there at some point. Just surprised he chose now, when they're in crisis and can't shift players.

Everything about this lot seems dodgy as fuck. They make me uncomfortable.

Get innnn Flukey Luuky

Mendieta at Boro always felt strange, especially as I think he still lives there

Go to Juve and see what it's like to have both in the same team