Ketsbaia

Like he's fucking Father Christmas

Think we'd struggle to get any players into a combined XI. Possibly ASM over Benrahma.

Sounds like Maitland-Niles wants to go out on loan. We should be all over that.

I guess this keeps Sheff Utd competitive for upcoming meetings with West Brom and Fulham If they can defeat Ole the genius god, wow.

If he's intentionally posting those pics, he must be pretty damn confident of the win. I wouldn't be giving fans such hope if it was 50/50

Suppose we'll take that. Would love similar for Fulham v WBA

Brighton should be winning this

So either Jones has been brought in to soon be caretaker manager, or he's a handover to Martinez. Hopefully we're in the endgame, anyway. I reckon Ashley believe he'll be gone in a few weeks, so paying off Bruce can be the Saudis' problem.

Hard to say until Fulham v West Brom has happened. If Brighton win this, then Fulham do the same, it's gone pretty badly for us.

Burnley only had a 5% chance of going down anyway tbh.

Hudson-Odoi at wing back over James. James, Zouma, Mount, Werner on the bench. Isn't he playing 4 at the back with Azpilicueta and Chilwell at right and left back? Makes sense, it's just that one of the journalists said wing back.

Trying to think who is a better swap for Ritchie - Billing or King

Hudson-Odoi at wing back over James. James, Zouma, Mount, Werner on the bench.

If it means Shelvey or Hendrick not playing, fine. Whatever.

Sacrilege, this. On a NUFC forum too.

Make a nice amount from ASM, Almiron, Wilson, Dubravka and Darlow. Guess who wins again?

Had hopes for this week but then Soucek, Cancelo and Gundogan came along

Soucek on my bench, just like every other time he scores.

Aye you cunts are rubbing off. Note to self, must keep out of this thread. Same. The negativity is fucking outrageous (and this is coming from a normally cynical guy).

Don't see anything good or bad in that. It's just there.

Pardew got Newcastle to 5th that time so he must be a top manager

It's more a comment on the Premier League's dip in quality this season. If Solskjaer can have a team in its title race, then it can't be good.

I was happy with that tweet until coming in here - the optimism vacuum

Mirror are running with the exclusive that he's going to Celtic. But what if it's based off the fake letter

It's scary how bad this is. Genuinely petrifying.