Ketsbaia

Everything about this lot seems dodgy as fuck. They make me uncomfortable.

Get innnn Flukey Luuky

Mendieta at Boro always felt strange, especially as I think he still lives there

Go to Juve and see what it's like to have both in the same team

He's worth far more than £13m

Has to be Cisse, really. That's mine.

The one-legged ties have been brilliant but we've had some two-legged thrillers in recent years. The latter stages of the Champions League are just fantastic in general.

Quite like Man City tbh but a combination of Pep, Ederson and stupid rules have put them out for another year.

How can they say that wasn't interference? Insanity.

Can't think of a shoulder shrug big enough to sum up my feelings on this.

Well I've heard Denayer doesn't believe in vaccines or the holocaust.

Also, Bellagraph is what I shout to myself whenever Luke Edwards dribbles nonsense for his paper

I'd put money on this failing. And so would Chopra.

The last thing we need is centre backs and average midfielders Just don't sell anyone* and loan/buy a striker, left-back and good midfielder. * apart from nobodies like Murphy, Muto and Saivet

He's always said that it'd never happen, due to his Espanyol links. Let's see if he means it.

Game is open for next season They've made it even more unbalanced by classifying Aubameyang, Rashford and Greenwood as midfielders.

Gutted for Barca but even more gutted to have missed this. Sounds as iconic as the 7-1, let's see if Bayern peaked too soon.

Feels like a terrible day to have been away from Twitter and football One text about the takeover, yet 17 new pages on here? Instead of reading them all, is there any solid reason to believe this is game over?

That Sabitzer pass was insanely good

Says a Newcastle fan...... I've barely watched us since Bruce arrived - maybe 5 or 6 times.

Don't know why I bothered watching this, knowing Atletico are involved.

Calling themselves Rich Energy when it's 29p at Poundstretcher

Feels like these energy drinks are as mythical as Henry Mauriss. I'm sure Luke Edwards will be posing with a can of it this afternoon.

Just need the government to interfere, so the PL don't get sued yet can deflect the blame for their Qatari pals. If we focus on the city investment, Ashley 'saving the high street' with £300m and get the Reubens to have a word with their high-up pals..... maybe it'll get them involved?

No way is thie guy real. He's just like Haddaway Tyler, except he's not chasing down Masters.