Ketsbaia

He's 21, still playing in Peru and nobody has ever heard of him. Can see this going well

So Suarez went to Italy for a speaking exam to gain nationality, only to stay in Spain?

They've just loaned Batshuayi. Not sure how it'll work.

Is 'Looking for Number Five' not just referring to Martin Tyler's commentary during the 5-0?

I kept Son but also removed Ings for Martial this week. And chose McCarthy over Ryan in goal. So it's been a mixed day. I'd love to Wildcard because there is a brutal number of price changes happening.

DCL is just a troll. Had him for the last 8 games of last seasn - no goals at all.

Jota, Shaqiri, Harry Wilson, Minamino, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Origi. I guess this means Brewster really is leaving?

Bayern need to fucking calm down, like. Take a chill pill and play nice.

Aubameyang captain Martial in for Ings

Ramble hasn't been on my huge list of football podcasts for years. I didn't like them, Pete annoys me and Luke seems like a twat.

Bring back the plane-spotting

Jeez, how many times do they want to sign Nobby Solano???

I hate the idea of buy back options, as it's another way for big clubs to control the smaller clubs. There's just loads more stockpiling of players, more loans than ever before and you can't even buy a prospect without already pencilling in his next transfer.

Are they trying their hardest to not get fees for players? Loan out Muto, loan out Lejeune, release Yedlin

It's true. All he does is angrily throw shinpads on the floor, feed Haribo to Eric Dier or ask the physios for their favourite 3 chocolate bars

After two failed bids, maybe these Americans will try for Newcastle. Sounds like they're aware of us.

I like that theory.

We'll eventually get these

Or we could just loan them all out and let their contracts fizzle out so we get no money for them.

Captained Auba over Salah, obviously. Mitchell clean sheet but nowt from Ings, Mitrovic, Soucek, Alexander-Arnold and McCarthy. Knew I should've went Wilson.

Even the 4m defenders are poor. Not sure there'll be a Lundstram or Wan-Bissaka this year.

So if they were expecting approval just two nights ago and the Premier League say they've not rejected it..... no, nope. Don't start thinking this thought

The next eight will spell IMMINENT

Don't think that's been confirmed yet? They've had a poor pre-season without him.

I'm torn between Ings & Saint-Maximin vs Martial (bench for GW1) & Soucek. Ings is highly-owned and will probably punish but I really want Martial