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Would love it if Sunderland's negotiating backfires and Liverpool pull the plug. Once the deal went past £12m it became too good to turn down.....they're just taking the absolute piss now.

Werder Bremen bought Wesley > We got Ben Arfa PSG buy Forlan > We buy Gameiro?? As an aside, I wish English newspapers read like translated French ones do

MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Just had a chat with Gervinho's agent. Cagey fella.More in tomorrow's Journal but suffice to say,he hasn't agreed to go anywhere yet #nufc

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Normal players would leave if a bid was accepted, but Joey's a bit different isn't he? If theres anybody that will refuse to leave, despite the club, it's Joey Barton. Hopefully.

He's in the last year of his contract, so I doubt he'll go for £12m. Would be a fantastic signing though.

I'll save my words and my little love explosion for when he finally goes, but I will say this: the history of this great club will now be split into two eras - BAS (Before Alan Smith) and AAS (After Alan Smith). Just like the bible. Just like BC and AD.

Well done to Fulham, that's a great appointment (unfortunately). He'll do great there and its nice to have him back in England.

Oh Barcelona! If Jose decides he's definitely leaving, I really hope its to Barca. It'd be beautiful.

Just noticed.... .....I know they're just opinions, but I believe Caulkin and Douglas more than other journalists. They suggest Enrique might be staying and Gervinho won't sign for us.

We should all come up with an NUFC drinking game tbh. Drinks for every time Simpson backs off, every time Tiote gets booked, every free kick won by Jonas and a special bonus for if Nolan throws up on the pitch again.

Erm....so what exactly does Jordan Henderson do? Eh? This is ludicrous. Football is a joke.

£3.5m Exactly. Sunderland are so, so lucky to get anywhere near that much. A bit annoyed tbh, they could do a lot with that money.....N'Zogbia perhaps?

Cabaye £4.3m, Henderson £18m. I'm speechless here.

It'd be a shame to see Bojan leave, as he's a graduate of La Masia. But Sanchez would be incredible.

Great news Thats Soldado, Aduriz, Jonas and Klose. Just got to watch out for PSG now...

Works for the Mirror. I know we've spent nothing, but he's saying he's heard no rumours. How is that possible? Even if none of the deals happen, we're at least trying to flash the cash.

OllieHoltMirror Oliver Holt Funny that we haven't heard too much about where Newcastle are going to start spending that £35m Ashley promised Pardew yet Has he been living in a hole?

My worry is that Zog will have a better option, with everything hinging on Ashley Young. If Villa sell him, they'll try replacing him with Zog and if they keep him, Liverpool will probably be there. We need to hurry up.

Yeh same here. I love a bit of Zog and as a bonus, he'd be exactly what we need.

Even Chuck Norris wasn't able to sell Smith. This would be very special.

We don't. He's Norwegian.

Tiote. I went absolutely mental at work and people haven't looked at me the same since.

Rafinha Still a good player. At least we can cross Bayern off the list (which could be a bad thing, actually).

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